Alexa Cherney

[Alexa Cherney @AlexaCherney]

@StephenKing Baby Shark, just on repeat with no tempo changes or variations. Just the sweet sound of an annoying child singing the most annoying song in the world as you descend into eternal torment.

[Alexa Cherney @AlexaCherney]

String quartet covering Hans Zimmer music!!! @ Temple Ohabei Shalom https://t.co/SR5uszamcA

[Alexa Cherney @AlexaCherney]

Just had a great time at the mix and mingle! I can already tell this is going to be a great experience! @ Hult House Boston https://t.co/N2YvkotQsz

[Alexa Cherney @AlexaCherney]

@TheOnion JFK

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Earth Hopes Weird Burning Sensation Nothing Serious https://t.co/JjS4TR7RuE

[☠️ ηα∂ιηє ∂αу ⚔️ @ThePirateHobbit]

I spent way longer on this than I thought I would! It's so hard to find a decent art filter 😅

I present to you Napoléon Bonaparms

@FoilArmsAndHog sorry I'll leave now 🙈

[Alexa Cherney @AlexaCherney]

Me waiting for the next @FoilArmsAndHog video to be uploaded, knowing it’s only midnight here in Michigan

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Popular Halloween Treats People Used To Give Out Before Candy https://t.co/21t63YWiln

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Man Wouldn’t Have Worn Costume To Work If He’d Known He Was Getting Laid Off https://t.co/hWYANDOMh7

[Alexa Cherney @AlexaCherney]

@Ginofantastico Anything with carbs and sugar

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More Corporations Using Tag And Release Programs To Study American Consumers https://t.co/sMlWN4GtGh

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Not-That-Important Employee Snatches Best Donut In Box https://t.co/a6Z4TRUp9J

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Wow we all needed this today

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“She’s heaven’s problem now.” https://t.co/ZTZLya6g8K

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Ice Cube That Man Couldn't Pry From Tray Lives To See Another Day https://t.co/86mQY69KDq

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

**Follow the Water**

Mesmerizing.

https://t.co/V4HC7ehgGn

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Poll: 81% Of Office Workers Would Rather Stay Late Than Ride Elevator With Richard https://t.co/SAXS739ntq

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Treasury Phasing Out All Bills Except $1s and $100s As Income Inequality Renders Middle Currencies Irrelevant https://t.co/Ru7XY5Id89

[Alexa Cherney @AlexaCherney]

I’ve watched Granny’s Disciplinary Hearing from @FoilArmsAndHog Love the characters! One of my favs

[Alexa Cherney @AlexaCherney]

Hey guys, some of you might not have met my hamster I had for little over a year, she died Tuesday morning. I am crushed and will miss her dearly. Those of you who have met her, she loved being played with. Thanks for all the memories, you will be missed my furry little potato.