AlexaRose⚓️

I paint in 1080p

[AlexaRose⚓️ @AlexaChu_]

Being a bouncer on the Jerry Springer show sounds like the best career, you don't even need to be good at your job.

[AlexaRose⚓️ @AlexaChu_]

Been doing so much art, can't wait to start selling it.😊

[AlexaRose⚓️ @AlexaChu_]

The more eye liner I wear,
the less confidence I have.

[AlexaRose⚓️ @AlexaChu_]

I'm stuck at the top of my stairs dressed as pikachu. I'm too ill to move. Help me.

[AlexaRose⚓️ @AlexaChu_]

Only true best friends will know your house so well that they can tell when you're snap chatting them while on the toilet.

[AlexaRose⚓️ @AlexaChu_]

Burning stuff, like, skips a whole state,
Solid, liquid then gas.
Nah, burning stuff like, skips the whole liquid state.

[AlexaRose⚓️ @AlexaChu_]

I'm really feeling that new show on channel 4, Hunted.

[AlexaRose⚓️ @AlexaChu_]

Wat?

[AlexaRose⚓️ @AlexaChu_]

*comes home*
MOM: you smell like weed
ME: no mom, that's the natural aroma of the place I went, I swear!

[AlexaRose⚓️ @AlexaChu_]

Sometimes when I'm alone for a long time I talk just to remember what my voice sounds like.

[AlexaRose⚓️ @AlexaChu_]

Life's like Agar.io,
Even the good players start small.

[AlexaRose⚓️ @AlexaChu_]

A world where there's no cracks in the pavement slabs.

[AlexaRose⚓️ @AlexaChu_]

We are the only species that stands around in groups and SLOWLY kill our selves.

[AlexaRose⚓️ @AlexaChu_]

"What is Satan?"
"Playing a game on FIFA with a team that has no chemistry"

[AlexaRose⚓️ @AlexaChu_]

Saying "I fell pregnant"
Makes it sound like some kind of disease.

[AlexaRose⚓️ @AlexaChu_]

Go see my new video ^-^ https://t.co/sRlseBEvc9