Lex McCune

[Lex McCune @AlexaMcCune]

@Harry_Styles @onedirection 🙏🏼

[ry @ry60969985]

this is my grandma jo. she’s been @Harry_Styles & @onedirection biggest fan for years. yesterday she had a stroke and is getting ready to say goodbye, please help boost so harry can see this and he can maybe say a final goodbye to her. she deserves this more than anything ❤️

[Lex McCune @AlexaMcCune]

A dream come fucking true.

[joelle @JoelleStangler]

I’ll never forget the first time I watched @Ilhan receive a death threat. It came in the mail w/ no return address. She opened it, read it, folded it back up and said “I hope they find peace.”

She’s not going anywhere. And neither are we.

#IStandWithIlhan

[Lex McCune @AlexaMcCune]

@IlhanMN you are incredible. 🖤

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

“cute cinnamon bun face” 🤣🤣

[Lex McCune @AlexaMcCune]

Does any1 else spend every Sunday eating and drinking everything in sight?

[Lex McCune @AlexaMcCune]

Solid 5% so I have that going for me

[jay @fatherjstn]

How nice are you based on your sign?

Aquarius - 85%
Pisces - 8%
Aries - 20%
Taurus - 94%
Gemini - 5%
Cancer - 80%
Leo - 50%
Virgo - 5%
Libra - 100%
Scorpio - 10%
Sagittarius - 90%
Capricorn - Infinity

[Lex McCune @AlexaMcCune]

At this point in my life I develop a headache every single day. Naturally, I do not increase my water intake and instead go to Starbucks for an iced coffee. It’s obviously a caffeine issue and NOT dehydration. Why am I dumb?

[Lex McCune @AlexaMcCune]

@kittyprawn Cannot stop laughing. Gasping for air. HALP

[Lex McCune @AlexaMcCune]

@nchristophestyl Yeah, I think we’re living the adult dream. 🤷🏼‍♀️ ain’t nobody telling me otherwise

[Lex McCune @AlexaMcCune]

Is there more to adulting than going to work, going home, changing into sweats, eating everything in sight, and retiring to bed with some trash tv only to do the exact same thing every other night of the week?

[Lex McCune @AlexaMcCune]

I’m fr so exhausted from each work week that it takes me until Sunday to feel ambitious enough to go out and do anything. You want to hang out w/ me during the week? Get lost, buddy

[Lex McCune @AlexaMcCune]

PSA: pls let people off the elevator before you come storming in like a fire was just lit under your ass. Dodging impatient, inconsiderate asswipes was not on my agenda as I exited the elevator. Just trying to go get some coffee like damn.

[Lex McCune @AlexaMcCune]

And no amount of light washed, high waisted Levi’s are going to make up for that missed party.

[Lex McCune @AlexaMcCune]

The party was in the 70s and 80s and I missed it. Fuck

[Lex McCune @AlexaMcCune]

I just made my first purchase at GAP and I now feel like a middle aged mom driving her kids to soccer in a Dodge Grand Caravan.

[Lex McCune @AlexaMcCune]

EL DORADO...THE MAGNIFICENT...AND GOLDEN... 🎶 SING IT ELTON

[Lex McCune @AlexaMcCune]

Also, if your favorite cartoon movie isn’t The Road to El Dorado...what the fuck are thinking

[Lex McCune @AlexaMcCune]

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