Alex Angert

Light blue gatorade enthusiast

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

"I have to steal the Declaration of Independence because there's a treasure map on the back" is objectively the best plot ever for a movie. We're not going to be able to top that.

[Mesi @mesidotcom]

I hate that AI doesn't mean Allen Iverson anymore.

[The Retro Room 🎮🕹🎬🎥 @TheRetroRoomRoo]

Hotel lobby. 1998. You’re 8 years old. Dad’s checking in. You spot this rack and immediately grab 14 brochures for places you will absolutely never visit. Caverns. Ziplines. Some outlet mall 40 miles the wrong direction. Doesn’t matter. You needed them all.

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

📺 The most overplayed March Madness commercials:

From the good 👍 (Scoop There It Is), to the bad 🤬 (What A Pro Wants)

✍️: https://t.co/a1pEJ1P8Us

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I’ve only got two, maybe three good Motown puns left in me. Four Tops.

[AuxGod @TheOXGodOR]

you just had to be there

[Myles @MylesEhrlich]

This morning, CarMax execs are scrambling to see if “fwice” is a word. 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

the tim duncan of ice cream. one of the greatest to ever do it, dependable, crazy numbers, but nothing flashy about his game

[Alex Angert @AlexanderAngert]

Taco restitution?

[Denver Nuggets @nuggets]

A quesarito would hit rn

[Alex Angert @AlexanderAngert]

They might need taco compensation!

[RB (Ringless Bitch) @RyB_311]

Have reached the point of the draft that players get drafted during ads

[Alex Angert @AlexanderAngert]

Old El Paso never forgot

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

Never forget when Nikola Jokic got drafted during a Taco Bell commercial. 🌮🤣

[FOX31 Denver KDVR @KDVR]

Company 'righting taco wrongs' with Nikola Jokic 11 years after infamous NBA Draft https://t.co/GAf7xmuOhN

[Alex Angert @AlexanderAngert]

@RichieCarni Thanks for spreading the word, Richie! Let’s get this to Serbia!

[Richie Carni @RichieCarni]

A marketing masterclass. Adding to cart purely out of solidarity ✊🏼

[Denver Sports 104.3 @DenSports1043]

Nikola Jokic’s NBA Draft night lives on in new taco AD | by @Shapalicious

https://t.co/MyPZBclphx

[Ryan Blackburn @NBABlackburn]

Okay, this is hilarious. IYKYK

[Alex Angert @AlexanderAngert]

A basketball superstar had his draft ruined 11 years ago by a certain national taco chain and he recently said he has been boycotting said national taco chain so Old El Paso is stepping in with the tacos he deserves while aforementioned national taco chain remains on sidelines

[kie @criminalplaza]

how did he even have the time and resources to do this

[The r/BillSimmons Podcast @rBillSimmonsPod]

Getting home from after school activities in 2005 and turning on ESPN to watch Around the Horn with Woody Paige, Jay Mariotti, Tim Cowlishaw and J.A. Adande before getting PTI with prime Tony K & Wilbon