Leonardo NoCaprio

[klara @bystarligh]

call it necrophilia the way i crack a cold one

[Leonardo NoCaprio @AlexanderKauff]

@PeterFinchGolf Pound Ridge. Only Pete Dye course in NY

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just watched heather take a bite out of a raw potato like an apple

[Leonardo NoCaprio @AlexanderKauff]

@h_eatherrrr i deleted the tweet

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just watched the new mr beast show and i think russia should nuke us

[Leonardo NoCaprio @AlexanderKauff]

looking at your girlfriends spotify wrapped is so fun like - i spent so much time with you, when were you listening to all this Nessa Barrett?

[Leonardo NoCaprio @AlexanderKauff]

good morning to all those who celebrate

[Leonardo NoCaprio @AlexanderKauff]

if u think nobody cares about your spotify wrapped you’re wrong. some random kid i went to hs with posted one in 2019 that so bad i still send it to ppl every year on wrapped day

[Leonardo NoCaprio @AlexanderKauff]

i feel like if i vote they won’t stop emailing me

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@h_eatherrrr 🫴🥤

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I want to eat here so bad it looks refreshing. crazy that it’s a credit union

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if you’re in your 20’s and have an outie belly button it’s embarrassing and childish

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@SweatieAngle he looks like Bentley from Sly Cooper

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@MittRomney i fuck w/ your mind dude. let’s link and create

[kimberlee @kimberleeerose]

I fw mitt romney for saying this

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@h_eatherrrr is this about me

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they should put him in a coffin that’s just too small

[TMZ @TMZ]

O.J. Simpson -- one of the most infamous high-profile Americans of all time -- is dead after a cancer battle. https://t.co/Sj0pfYltue

[Leonardo NoCaprio @AlexanderKauff]

how much worse for my eyes could the eclipse be than staring at excel for 60 hours a week

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 The replies to this tweet are fascinating. I refuse to believe these are real people.

[Leonardo NoCaprio @AlexanderKauff]

wiz khalifa immediately following the death of paul walker

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i love how every early 2000’s female pop music video features a mysterious white guy with a sexual energy and a sharp jawline. this used to be a real country

[Leonardo NoCaprio @AlexanderKauff]

@CLUISANTO stop being horny online