Alexander The GOAT

Scotland. King of Macedonia from 356 - 323 BC. Dundee UTD / Raptors / Blue Jays / WFT. twitsp.

Merely a trickster imp dancing on the wires.

[Alexander The GOAT @AlexanderMalone]

Wow never thought I'd appear in a national newspaper.

[Alexander The GOAT @AlexanderMalone]

Yeh that’s a massive Jinx on me sorry Curacao

[Alexander The GOAT @AlexanderMalone]

Best I've managed - David Narey scoring 3 in the tournament including one in the final lol

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[Mr B @laziolabubu]

Keir Starmer taking his anger out on the weather machine this afternoon

[Alexander The GOAT @AlexanderMalone]

God finally some good news

[WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧 @WarMonitor3]

Hantavirus first case has been detected in Israel-JP

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Back At It Again at Krispy Kreme (2014)

[Dundee United FC @dundeeunitedfc]

A b3autiful Sunday here in the City of Discovery 🤩

[Alexander The GOAT @AlexanderMalone]

@ShamKenneth Trust me bro it’s tasty

[Big Serge ☦️🇺🇸🇷🇺 @witte_sergei]

I am monitoring the ongoing Ngogo Chimp Civil War in Kibale National Park. Chimp Group Center appears to be on the verge of routing. They've retreated from the Primate Lodge and their Alpha Male, Morton, appears to be heavily wounded or perhaps KIA.

[Rigel 🇹🇭 @prime_bingus]

I like that Kurosawa was like “oh shit I can shoot in color now, huh” and made the craziest shit imaginable

[Alexander The GOAT @AlexanderMalone]

My cat Bartholomew II would easily kill Scrappy Doo in a street fight

[WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧 @WarMonitor3]

Trump to Fox News-"The CIA told me the new leader of Iran Mojtaba Khamenei is gay."

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

greatest tweet of all time

[Alexander The GOAT @AlexanderMalone]

I dont have a word for this guy that I’m comfortable posting

[Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @christopherrufo]

I read the first hundred pages of The Road last year, and read the first hundred pages of Blood Meridian this year, and in both instances, gave up, because the books never clicked. Lyrical writing, but the characters are reduced to way down Maslow's hierarchy, and the tone is so relentlessly bleak, with almost no humanity breaking through, it was difficult to feel anything besides the flint clicking against the cold steel in the overwhelming darkness. I know many of you love it, but to me, it's overwrought, overstylized, and overhyped.

[Alexander The GOAT @AlexanderMalone]

Utter gold yet again - only his stand up set with Erdogan beats this

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Asked why he didn't coordinate with allies before going to war with Iran, Trump says, "We didn't tell anyone about it. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor, OK?"

[Alexander The GOAT @AlexanderMalone]

@s2pidfuck Yeh mate my gf does them, I do everything else but honestly the yorkshire puddings might be the best bit

[Scott Saunders @__scottsaunders]

“My players wanted to be around the ball, to respect the ball”

What kind of nonsense did I just hear?