Alexandra Lange

Queso, not cheese dip.

[Alexandra Lange @Alexandra__Bee]

@ekyle26 *flamin hot cheeto

[Bo Renner @BoRenner]

How about UofA parking donate all their December ticket proceeds to gifts for Angel Tree kids https://t.co/wmM7e8TQBU

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

every day i enter the lottery for hamilton tickets feels like im proposing to a parrot trained to say no but maybe one day he'll say yes

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

me: do you ever get sad because some dogs probably need glasses but we'll never know because THEY CANT SAY

bank teller: sir this is a bank

[Alexandra Lange @Alexandra__Bee]

@Hannah_da_Ging I'm looking at you @meredithcozby

[Alexandra Lange @Alexandra__Bee]

Every tweet with #FightHunger donates 10 meals to your local food bank. Proud of Walmart for doing this- RT to show your support!

[Olivia Lange @lovely_lange]

Always trust @Alexandra__Bee 's restaurant recs. Dallas Mavericks sat next to us & third eye blind is in the parking lot #almostfamous

[huntigula @huntigula]

GUY: What does it eat?
ME: [falcon perched on shoulder] Updog
*falcon starts break dancing*
ME: Not yet Tyler, wait until he asks what it is

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

*shoving microphone into presidential candidates mouth* DO YOU THINK ZAYN HAS THE CHARISMA AND STAGE PRESENCE TO SUCCEED AS A SOLO ARTST

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

“No one remembers who came in second.” - Walter Hagen

[Alexandra Lange @Alexandra__Bee]

Man cannot live on bread alone, but 22 year old post grad girl definitely lives on Ritz chips alone.

[Viral AI @virAI]

The keys to success, I have

[Alexandra Lange @Alexandra__Bee]

@MeredithETurner @ncousin123 #SteamHoleForver

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Top Movies Your Boyfriend Wants to Watch:
-An Idiot Saves the President
-Rich Boy Hero 4
-Silent Hero Journey Boy
-Fight Fight Fight
-Boats

[Alexandra Lange @Alexandra__Bee]

@Hannah_da_Ging why won't it let me RT this goodness

[Alexandra Lange @Alexandra__Bee]

@Target but really you sent me the wrong stuff... What am I supposed to do? Put bowls under trees and pretend they are a skirt?