Alexandra Crivellari

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Happy #NationalNoBraDay! But if we’re being honest, hasn’t it been National No Bra Year?

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@geeebabe_ your a crack head

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@UrbanImages no I got over it after the first episode AHAHAHAH 😋 it was just a phase

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@geeebabe_ Who the fuck are you talking about? Lmfaoo

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Mother Nature please make up your fucking mind with the weather. Thanks.

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@Dani_eXX yea not as good as I expected :(

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Listening to Falling in Reverse' Fashionably Late album for the first time...

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ever feel like no matter how much someone tells you they love you, you just don't believe it…. #overthinking

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Just met @paultheintern at work, pretty cool guy

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This metrolinx construction needs to seriously fuck off. #ttcproblems

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These women on maury who can't find their "baby daddy" is pretty pathetic, how are you sleeping with that many men during a period of time?

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What in the... "@UberFacts: The more men masturbate, the lower their chance of getting Prostate Cancer."

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Eating too much broccoli can cause sexual dysfunction and mental retardation.

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"Happy Pizza" is a pizza sold in Cambodia topped with marijuana.

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Say it forget it, write it regret it

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I must say we've grown up in a very selfish world

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Started from my mother now I'm here

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Am I the only one who remembers getting in trouble for falling when we were younger...

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Just saw a cop pull over a van that says "budweiser" on it... Ironic #theirony