Alexandra

When something goes wrong in your life yell PLOT TWIST and move on. Hot Dog Connoisseur

[Alexandra @AlexandraLohan]

You know you’re a Floridian when you turn your heat on and it smells like you’re burning the house down.

[Alexandra @AlexandraLohan]

@Xfinity say it with me now “what do we want?” WORKING INTERNET “when do we want it” WELL RIGHT NOW BUT ALWAYS WOULD BE THE CORRECT ANSWER

[Alexandra @AlexandraLohan]

@Xfinity That’s bullshit because my internet is out. Y’all taking naps over there?

[Alexandra @AlexandraLohan]

@Xfinity we’ve had a record number of outages in our neighborhood the past two months which makes working from home and trying to stay home and away from #COVID19 nearly impossible. #saveboyntonbeach

[Alexandra @AlexandraLohan]

@Xfinity you’ve promised me multiple timeframes in which this will be fixed and to no avail, I’m still sitting in my living room like a caveman. #givemeinternet #orgivemedeath

[Alexandra @AlexandraLohan]

@Xfinity my internet has been down since this afternoon and you simply refuse to do anything about it. Fix my internet or at least give me credit towards my account. My “work from home” job is on the line Bc I can’t work bc I have no internet!

[Alexandra @AlexandraLohan]

Makes Monday’s a little less sucky...
https://t.co/AJ05NQL3di

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

I'm not crying, you're crying 😭 https://t.co/wXK7O60nB3

[German Football @DFB_Team_EN]

Working on unlocking that Swedish defence 👍 #GERSWE

#DieMannschaft #ZSMMN #WorldCup

[Jérôme Boateng @JeromeBoateng]

Ready to fight 👊🏽🔥 #GERSWE @dfb_team

[🇺🇸 FC Bayern US 🇨🇦 @FCBayernUS]

How much coffee do you need, @Manuel_Neuer? ☕ ☕ 😂

[Alexandra @AlexandraLohan]

When it’s #TakeYourDogToWorkDay but your company doesn’t allow pets in the building, you have to settle #Higgins #higgythebear

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

I hope everyone is having a nice day except for Paolo x

[Alexandra @AlexandraLohan]

Watching The Sound of Music for the millionth time and I’ll never get sick of it.

[Alexandra @AlexandraLohan]

“Good manners are free and take a teeny tiny piece of your day to administer.” - Linda Coles

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Hakuna Matata. 🦁👑

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

But he'll never take my freedom. https://t.co/Am2uquJb1G

[Alexandra @AlexandraLohan]

season 2 ep. 22 on #OTH when Jake Jagielski rides off on his motorcycle to find his daughter...😍😍😍

[Alexandra @AlexandraLohan]

Tierney: "How do I get this in here?"
Me: "That's what she said."

[Alexandra @AlexandraLohan]

This is how football makes me feel