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sporadic tweeting at its finest

[bert @AlexBartmann]

who said ‘party pooper’ first and thought that it should be a saying

[Ontario Colleges Athletic Association @TheOCAA]

🚨 OCAA ANNOUNCES STRUCTURES FOR 2021-22 WINTER SPORTS 🚨 https://t.co/kRG9SKxICs

[Humber Athletics @HumberHawks]

We bacckkkk, baybeeee #GoHawks

[bert @AlexBartmann]

i’m sorry this should be illegal .. and ‘no mess’ ? girl this is gonna take longer to clean up than to put 6 bowls in the dishwasher

[jarvis johnson @jarvis]

what a normal and ultimate spaghetti hack!

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

I’m confused how people who live in places where it’s always gloomy outside get their happiness??? From within??? Could not be me

[bert @AlexBartmann]

iconic.

[The Lonely Island @thelonelyisland]

Happy 10th birthday to this album😭😭😭

[bert @AlexBartmann]

@rsngi i know this is a joke tweet but let’s not put it into the universe LOL

[TK @tkealey1]

@spittinchiclets @RearAdBsBlog "Hmm, the only guy left is Chara? I'll just tidy up these sticks so nobody trips"

[Kevin Papetti @KPapetti]

The Leafs bench doesn't even look excited for Matthews' goals anymore.

They just look like they're struggling to comprehend how he's doing this.

[Space @redditSpaceView]

The Nile as seen from the International Space Station

[Justin Fisher @thejustinfisher]

“The Leafs are dirty”

The Leafs:

[Cameron Magruder @ScooterMagruder]

Post a picture of your dog when you just got them

[York Regional Police @YRP]

After having reviewed the new provincial regulation, @YRP will be taking a balanced approach to enforcement and will not be conducting random vehicle or individual stops.

Read our statement here: https://t.co/pSnnwFPjxy

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

Are you really Canadian if you weren't completely traumautized ordering Iced tea in the States for the first time?

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Yall want this frantic about 3K ppl dying A DAY enough to stay in the house but 6 cases of blood clouts out of 7 million got yall saying "see this is why i didn't get the vaccine". Alrighty

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

☾

🔭𖨆♡

[Christian Tucci @chrtucci]

I drew this