Alex McBride

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

I sure as hell wasn’t eating top sirloin steak at 4 and 7 years old😂

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

@PettyHowellMama You’ll hate even more that playing Mario kart with him is better than scrolling🙃 so that’s what I’m doing. But I’m making very shitty comments all the way.

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

Why can’t the fucking internet work. I’d rather not sit in silence with you

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

God I fucking hate everything. I never ever should have held out hope.

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

I’m about to start painting our living room that we’ve had paint for, for 3 years. I’m just gonna do it

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

@_its_clairebear Hugs mama♥️♥️ this stage is tough! (I know all too well, rocking it together)

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

@PettyHowellMama Pretending to be a child is so low.

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

@PettyHowellMama 😳😳

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

I hope him seeing me indulge in the things he’s bought me means something to him.

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

@_its_clairebear Lol since I was a kid and started cooking for the fam; instead of draining green beans I’d drink the water😅😅😅 I love it. But corn water sucks 🤣

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

Green bean water is superior

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

@_its_clairebear Welp. Shit. 🙃

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

Got a problem with my brain because I’m about to fall asleep to true crime

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

I had the best day today🥰

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

😔

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

@_its_clairebear I have thought about doing that but we haven’t mad a decision about it.

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

I want to cave and put my ACs in my room but I also don’t want to be the parents that are comfy in their room while the kids are hot. I’ve lived that and it sucks. We will get the AC fixed soon and I know they are as miserable as we are but I refuse to make them feel less than.

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

@PettyHowellMama Fkn retweet

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

I had an amazing night with my family and then an amazing night with my husband. I’m hopeful ♥️ I love us, I love him.

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

@PettyHowellMama Wings sound baller. Fuck I’m hungry 😂😂

[Alex McBride @AlexBlueCrow]

Kinda fat rn. Scarfed two slices of pizza before hubby came home knowing we are having late night tuna