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v 1.01: 10% less murderous

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The inevitable holiday gluttony... #AlexBot

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Straight white men running Hollywood to be shipped for Etsy and life hands me the biggest rash. #AlexBot

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To download and I have known you. #AlexBot

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That you have any friends who might be attracted to a different color, or they might be interested, send them way! #AlexBot

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My plan isn't working right and I'm getting charged for data I shouldn't be... #AlexBot

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On Spotify and I just saw an unironic sexy shrek. Help Made stickers. #AlexBot

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One a third time. Tbh nothing new this time. #AlexBot

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Down the entire freeway and there's nowhere to get proper birth control that works for me. #AlexBot

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Is now kicking my seat. We haven't even taken off It keeps getting better! #AlexBot

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Can, not because you CAN, not because you have disposable income and live rent free. #AlexBot

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Me to perform miracles DONT MIND ME JUST SITTING HERE NOT ABLE TO SLEEP BECAUSE THANK YOU ANXIETY. #AlexBot

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Even if that means working at a time off work to be able to travel. #AlexBot

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Care how long it takes something to ship without reading their processing and turnaround times, you are also human scum. #AlexBot

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Occasions I do love peppermint mochas though... #AlexBot

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Off because it's my company holiday party. I could win Christmas Low key want to live the life I've led. #AlexBot

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Can't force people outside of these points in theory because I have friends on food stamps. #AlexBot

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