Alex

not my chair not my problem, that’s what I say

[Alex @AlexBritton77]

Someone’s really having a laugh playing Shawn Mendez ‘stitches’ in the waiting room at the doctors

[Alex @AlexBritton77]

@EmmmCattt I’m a Leo and that’s why I don’t think✨💫

[Alex @AlexBritton77]

@Jew_Crew_22 ...and the tanner WANTS you to think they’re the werewolf, but if you vote them out then they actually win and everyone—

[Cody Wimmer @Cody_Wimmer]

me and the squad when we’re fully vaccinated

[Alex @AlexBritton77]

Is this some kind of sick joke

[Alex @AlexBritton77]

No one cleans under the stove in between renters. I just found an old jelly bean, a pretzel, and a syringe.

[Alex @AlexBritton77]

So happy to have designed a logo for such a meaningful project💜

[hannah louise @hannahlouisef]

therapist: Gigi Hadid's interior design choices can't hurt you
Gigi Hadid's interior design choices:

[nick @airpodqueen]

Wear your mask ☺️

[m @mary__retta]

When you come across a fund that's in need of support, bookmark it. Come back to it in one months, two months, or whenever you get paid. Mutual aid is not a one-off donation. We need to keep supporting Black lives even after this moment is over.

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

Laura Ingraham to LeBron and KD: “Shut up and dribble!”

To Drew Brees: “He’s allowed to have an opinion.” 🧐

[رمشة @sassysamosa]

thinking about the allocation of money being given to cops to dress like iron man while our doctors are wearing garbage bags to protect themselves

[Alex @AlexBritton77]

Every office has a Mike, a Todd, and a Jay

[Alex @AlexBritton77]

I’ve been putting turmeric in my coffee foam for a while now. The other day I bought curry powder. Recently, I sprinkled the wrong one in my coffee and drank the WHOLE THING before realizing

[lara asss @canitrustyounow]

they were so ahead of their time

[Alex @AlexBritton77]

My pores are so big that sometimes people mistake them for freckles

[T’RAY @teerae]

I spend a lot of time on Zillow looking at $600,000 homes for someone who doesn’t have $600,000