Alexandra

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING - Bernie Sanders just now on the House Floor:

“3 Americans own more wealth than the bottom 170 million Americans. Those 3 people stood behind Trump during inauguration.

That is an Oligarchy.”

[#SEIYA2CLE @cdlenthusiast]

44th in education
49th in healthcare
44th in quality of life
44th in adult obesity
42nd in poverty rate
50th in standardized test scores

[Hutch @hutchinson]

Joe Biden, in fact, never once defied a Supreme Court ruling.

When the court struck down his blanket student loan forgiveness policy, he successfully pursued a more limited forgiveness policy based on an entirely different statute.

These people are such shameless fucking liars.

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

🚨 BREAKING: Trump’s golf habit is bleeding taxpayers dry. His weekend golf trips have now cost $18.2 MILLION—all while he plays at his own resorts.

In just 7 weeks, he’s golfed 6 weekends straight. Americans struggle, but Trump’s living large—on your dime.

[Captain Mark Kelly @CaptMarkKelly]

It’s been 6 weeks since Donald Trump returned to the White House.

It’s almost been too much to keep up with the sheer number of bad decisions he’s made that will make life worse for Americans.

I know it's hard to keep track, but we can't let any of this go unnoticed. 🧵

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

get the guns out first

[Ricky Tan @RissaRunsThis]

It’s the vaccinated adults choosing not to vaccinate their kids and bringing back damn near eradicated diseases all in the name of not getting autism…based on a fake study…..

[Covie @covie_93]

In his first month, trump fired more Americans from their jobs than the number of illegal immigrants he deported.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

If Bernie’s Social Security bill was enacted in 2021, Musk would have paid $2.9 billion more in taxes, Social Security would’ve been solvent for 75 years, benefits would’ve increased by $2,400 & 93% of Americans would have paid Zero more in taxes. The only one “entitled” is Musk.

[JJ in NH @JustJoshinNH]

People demanding Kamala “do something” should explain what they want her to do. Warn us? Tell us what he’ll do? Explain how bad it’ll get? Lay out the stakes? Because she did that already and most voters rejected the message.

[Mario @PawlowskiMario]

CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS: TRUMP DEFIES FEDERAL COURT ORDER 🚨

The Trump administration just told a federal judge that it will NOT comply with a court order to resume funding for USAID and State Department foreign assistance.

Let that sink in—a sitting president is outright refusing to follow a federal court’s ruling. This isn’t just corruption. This is a constitutional crisis.

The executive branch is defying the judiciary—a direct violation of the separation of powers. This is how dictatorships start: ignore the courts, consolidate power, rule by decree.

What happens when he refuses to follow ANY ruling? What happens when the courts tell him to leave office, and he just says “No”?

This is the moment we either defend democracy or lose it.

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

I have no issue with a sitting president attending an event with the American people. However, if your mantra is extreme efficiency and cutting waste—while labeling things like cancer research and veterans’ benefits as waste—you have no business participating in events like this.

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Boom. Ted Lieu with facts: “Trump ordered the release of 2 billion gallons of water that almost flooded farmland…this water was saved for the farmers for summer when they need it. Trump wasted all this water that isn’t even reaching LA for a PR stunt.”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

You are totally making things up. I’m not even worth $1 million. Nor even $500k. I don’t even own a house! I am one of the lowest net worth members of Congress, trade no stock, and take no outside income.

My filings are public. I loathe corruption, and your lying is disgusting.

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

someone who

1) isn’t an elected official
2) is not an american citizen
3) was not cleared by the FBI
4) was not even confirmed by congress
5) is a BILLIONAIRE who has too many conflicts of interest to count

has access to those tax dollars that y’all claim to care about lol

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

You MAGA could have had....
• a federal ban on price gouging on food and groceries
- instead, you voted for the promise of 99¢ eggs instead (which are now more expensive)

You MAGA could have had....
• a permanent child tax credit of $3,600, up from $2,000
- instead, you voted to give tax cuts to the rich

You MAGA could have had....
• a corporate tax rate of 28%, raising about $1 trillion to pay for federal programs and debt/deficit
- instead, you voted to have YOUR taxes raised to pay for tax cuts for the rich

You MAGA could have had....
• a $25,000 down-payment SUPPORT for first-time homebuyers
- instead, you voted for the rich to build bigger houses with their tax cuts

You MAGA could have had....
• a $35 cap on insulin
- instead, you voted for a promise of a better healthcare plan (one we never even saw in his first term)

You MAGA could have had....
• cheaper drug costs and out-of-pocket expenses
- instead, you voted against your own best interests

You MAGA could have had....
• cheaper gas
- instead, you voted for someone who's more concerned with drilling than production

You MAGA could have had....
• someone who cared about YOU
- instead, you voted for someone who cares about the rich and wealthy

And in just the past 5 days, you fuckers are getting what you voted for — higher prices, higher taxes, higher gas, and no relief in sight.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

April Ludgate and Leslie Knope from Pawnee, Indiana!

[Rae @Adriannaa_rae]

The fact that Uvalde still voted red after the lack of action and empathy from greg while Beto made every effort to show his support for that county baffles me. The poor families of the children that died I can’t imagine their pain right now

[Peacock @peacock]

Fixed.