Alex Castello

[Alex Castello @AlexCastDaily]

@yekaball David Beckham

[Alex Castello @AlexCastDaily]

@_UTDIMole Ajax

[Stan Lee @TheRealStanLee]

Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.

[Halloween: The Game @HalloweenTVG]

Despite every effort on our part, the Australian Classifications Board has denied “Halloween: The Game” a rating. The denial was not based on the presence of the iconic slasher, Michael Myers, or the outstanding kills that can be performed in the game, but rather the presence of a controlled substance. Unfortunately, to our disappointment (and certainly yours) this means that we cannot sell the physical or digital product in both Australia and New Zealand.

[best of the internet @InternetMontage]

@wildtiktokss

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

The gym is perhaps the cheapest possible hourly activity money can buy.

100 bucks a month and you can go for 3, 4 even 5 hours a day?

100 bucks a month wouldn’t buy you 5 hours a day in any restaurant, cinema, club, bar etc.

Cheap.

Healthy.

And some people STILL don’t go.

[Austin @AustinPlanet]

@elonmusk

[𝐎𝐧𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢 𝐊𝐚𝐥𝐮 @Onyeani_Kalu]

@__SeriousGemini @elonmusk Twitter Bird is a Brand Trade Mark , why on earth should it be changed for X that we don’t know what is means or stands for?

Is it X lover, X husband , X wife, X Job , X what exactly?

[👸🏻 @itsammysworld]

@elonmusk my honest reaction

[Johanna Schmidt ✌️🕊️🎗️ @anettjohanna]

@ElonMuskAOC No, I miss the cute light blue bird...

[Omar El Fares 🇵🇸 عُمَر الفارس @3lfares]

@Cobratate

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Women are born with innate power.

A form of magic.

But every time somebody fucks them... they give some away.

He takes it.

That's why the most powerful men have slept with endless women.

And the least magical women have slept with endless men.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

“God isn’t real; there’s no hope.”

If there is evil there must be good.

And it’s clear to see that evil is here

[GeekedUp @GeekedUpProd]

@DailyLoud "I promise I've never done hard drugs in my life"
💀

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Post Malone says he’s never done hard drugs in his “entire life”

[Censored Men @CensoredMen]

For all those who have watched both Barbie and Oppenheimer,

Which one was better?

[Lucky @Stillvious]

@ElonMuskAOC Ah haha 🍀🪄