Chris Alex

[Marc Stogaitis @marcsto]

Excellent breakdown by the @nytimes explaining how our Android Earthquake Alert System worked during the recent earthquakes in Venezuela.

https://t.co/mpc46IyU6r

[Chris Alex @AlexChrisAR]

@marcsto @nytimes On behalf of all humankind: thank you, thank you very much! ❤️

[Chris Alex @AlexChrisAR]

@ViejoLibertario Buscas el significado de temeraria y te aparece este video en la RAE

[Chris Alex @AlexChrisAR]

@saylor Trust me: "everything's fine"
Same vibes

[Chris Alex @AlexChrisAR]

@BowTiedMara RSI: overbought

[Chris Alex @AlexChrisAR]

@WalhallaMann Me sentí en la Matanza después de una lluvia fuerte. QEPD Europa

[Chris Alex @AlexChrisAR]

@PregoneroL Literalmente son Santiago del Estero flako. Definitivamente ser progre es una enfermedad mental

[Chris Alex @AlexChrisAR]

@BowTiedMara So you guys mastered nature, living below sea level, like one of the greatest Engineering Gods on this planet... to die on this hill? 🫣Totalmente cogidos por los eurócratas de Bruselas 😭

[Chris Alex @AlexChrisAR]

@PregoneroL Jajajaja terminaron siendo más mandriles que en La Matanza lpm

[Chris Alex @AlexChrisAR]

@WatcherGuru Why ppl still buy this crap? ... at these prices 😒

[Chris Alex @AlexChrisAR]

@BowTiedMara ... he is just from another galaxy

[Chris Alex @AlexChrisAR]

@BowTiedMara Oh boy! We would fill like 10X the reflecting pool of the Lincoln memorial

[Chris Alex @AlexChrisAR]

@BowTiedMara What in the AF?!
Overheard latin bros: Brazil is the new widow maker

[Chris Alex @AlexChrisAR]

@BowTiedMara Aaapaaaa zurdos roñosos villeros viviendo codo a codo con zurdos roñosos de cafetín...
Justicia poética pura 😏
No estaba en mi cartón de Bingo 2026 😂
🚬

[Chris Alex @AlexChrisAR]

@BowTiedMara Another day, another coronación de gloria 🎼

[Chris Alex @AlexChrisAR]

@MikeTyson Vamoooo Mike! 🇦🇷❤️
True Patriot and absolute legend.

[Chris Alex @AlexChrisAR]

@BowTiedMara France vs. Senegal: The good ol' African Classic 🤭

[Chris Alex @AlexChrisAR]

@BowTiedMara Oh boy, the eyes... it's always the crazy-eye Karens 🤣

[Chris Alex @AlexChrisAR]

@BowTiedMara Lookie, lookie... Mara FTW 💪

[Chris Alex @AlexChrisAR]

@shiri_shh 0.06% feels like a lot considering he never had skin in the game