Alex Cooper

You are perfect in every way. Do not settle for anyone until you find the one who realizes that as well.

[reiss @reizzla]

my type: this guy with coffees

[Unvirtuous Abbey @UnvirtuousAbbey]

We lift our hands in supplication for those practicing beyond their realm of expertise, that they may be made suddenly mute and deprived of access to social media and the internet for the sake of humankind.

So be it, Lord.

[Angelica 🐉 @forestofdoubt]

no one:

texas gov:

[Kim Flores @sweetk01]

You know who never breaks my heart? @Whataburger

[Disney @Disney]

"Samantha?" –Olaf, Frozen 2

[Justin Randall @imjustinrandall]

Being gay was the best choice I ever made

[Alex Cooper @AlexCooper94]

Day ??? of quarantine

[Jake Thrasher @ThrashTalk]

When you get your stimulus check, remember to hold yourself to the standards you hold to those who get food stamps. No junk food, nothing fancy, no soda, and definitely no alcohol. Don’t forget how you yell those things at food stamp recipients and control their spending.

[Justin Randall @imjustinrandall]

The one silver lining is all the gay little boys who won’t be forced to go to their homophobic church today

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

This nurse opened up about her 'worst shift' yet, exposing the heartbreaking reality of health care workers fighting the pandemic

[glamorous reptile @glamoureptile]

I’m not coming out of my cage nor am I doing just fine

[Ben Wegmann @benwegmann]

Just say you’re intimidated that a woman found a way to make more money than you but you’re choosing to attack my faith as a way to mask your insecurities and move on.

[Nate Lerner @NathanLerner]

Stimulus packages around the world:

UK: 80% of workers' salaries

Denmark: 75% of workers' salaries

S Korea: 70% of workers' salaries

Netherlands: 90% of workers' salaries

Canada: $2k per month

Australia: $1k per month

US: One time $1200 check that may take months to arrive

[Alex Cooper @AlexCooper94]

As a 3, I have never been so shocked. Periodt

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

fuck it, the enneagram types ranked:

1. 9s
2. 8s
3. 5s
4. 2s
5. 6s
6. 3s
7. 4s
8. 7s
9. 1s

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

American leaders: C’mon everybody, please stay inside. It’s important.

The Caribbean:

[Seth Grahame-Smith @sethgs]

"Never Biden" = a vote for Trump
"I'm voting Green Party" = a vote for Trump
"Write in Bernie" = a vote for Trump
"Meh I'll stay home" = a vote for Trump

If you're a Trump voter, own it. But don't dress it up as a protest.

[Alex Cooper @AlexCooper94]

@eliamagaly BDE periodt

[Alex Cooper @AlexCooper94]

@jacobohite When they know, they know