AL

meet me at the club

[michael younger @michaelyounger1]

My old woman getting up off the sofa to greet me, after I’ve got home an hour late

[AL @AlexCopps]

@Molly11SPFC @Perfect9Darts Terrible shout… 😂

[robwalkschukwu. @RobWalks_]

im sitting here high as fuck like this mf talented 😭

[Surrey Live Sport @SurreyLiveSport]

James McElligott has this to say about the manager...
https://t.co/N5Y8sUGoF2 @HorleyTownFC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Manchester United are preparing their official contract proposal to Cristiano Ronaldo! Jorge Mendes will receive it soon. Man Utd are “confident” now. 🔴🇵🇹 #MUFC #Ronaldo

Paul Pogba is currently not involved in any talk. Man City are OUT of the race for Cristiano Ronaldo.

[Rob Beckett @robbeckettcomic]

I didn’t make the school run.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Bought some Dogecoin for lil X, so he can be a toddler hodler

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎶 Who let the Doge out 🎶

[Max. ✍🏼 @AFCMax9]

Lampard after Chelsea sacked him: https://t.co/0B9N06qFle

[West Midlands Police @WMPolice]

#JAILED | A killer who stabbed a young man to death as he enjoyed a night out with friends was jailed for life today, as the victim’s family asked us to share video of the attack as a stark warning about the misery that knife crime inflicts.

[AL @AlexCopps]

@JamieSalmon4 @dog_rates Allow it

[AL @AlexCopps]

@Drew_Bussey Van de Beek > Thiago

[AL @AlexCopps]

@frenchesfooty

[Ben Bacon - Your Peak Performance @BenBacon9]

5 minutes into your first pre season friendly today

[James Cracknell @jamescracknell]

Here’s a game of spot the difference. 1) @dailymail ‘s pic of me & my dad 2) the actual picture. Socially distant, no physical contact & was bringing them food. Been a long month of no contact, my mum worked for the NHS her whole career so she was ruthless about distance. Thanks

[utdreport @utdreport]

Wan-Bissaka brings the heat in his #StayAtHomeChallenge 🧻

[Konan @konanplaydirty]

Who’s jardan again

[AL @AlexCopps]

Gatwick Driver Hire in their rascal shirts supporting #DeansChampions 💚 @LotiJackson @DeanGovier @BarringtonJames @dhGatwick

[Driver Hire & dh Recruitment Gatwick @dhGatwick]

It’s rascal shirt day for us today supporting a previous employee and friend of Driver Hire Gatwick! #DeansChampions

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The best thing about making a snowperson is using a massive carrot for her cock.