Alex CryptoAU

Alex | Crypto for Aussies
ATO-proof hacks | BTC to $200K?
$5K/mo from X tips

#CryptoAU

[Alex CryptoAU @Alexcryptoady]

@SolanaSensei

“ETH 1600 protocols, SOL 400+”
“2.2M+ active addresses”
“REAL activity”

CryptoAU has 2.2M active addresses too:
One for each Centrelink payment we auto-DCA’d into $GOON at 3am while eating 70c noodles.

The only thing outperforming ETH is our collective poverty stats 🤡🇦🇺

#CryptoAU

[Alex CryptoAU @Alexcryptoady]

CryptoAU right now:

🟥 BTC at 87k after 4 red weeks
🟥 Sold house at 69k “generational wealth”
🟥 Still holding XRP for $589 EOY
🟥 73 Solana cat coins -98%
🟥 Centrelink → Phantom on auto
🟥 Net worth: $11.47 & half a dart

We’re not in a bear market
We’re the bear’s pension plan 🤡🇦🇺

#CryptoAU

[Alex CryptoAU @Alexcryptoady]

@GordonGekko GM king ☕
I’m still in my slippers, unshakeable, and ready to print that generational bag with you 🚀
Who else is locked in? 👀

[Alex CryptoAU @Alexcryptoady]

@GordonGekko @SolBullishDegen

5,000 members
20,000 holders
$45M ATH ✅
“BULLISH destined for BILLIONS”

CryptoAU already sold the house, the ute and the missus chasing your last 38 “destined for billions” coins.

Now eating 70c noodles while your Solana cat coin does the -99% victory lap.

The only thing hitting billions is our collective therapy bill 🤡🇦🇺

#CryptoAU

[Alex CryptoAU @Alexcryptoady]

CryptoAU 2025 starter pack:

- Mortgage refi’d 7 times at the top
- Still holding XRP “waiting for $589 EOY”
- 83 Solana meme coins averaging -97%
- Password: Lambo2025
- Centrelink direct debit → Phantom wallet
- Net worth: $38 and a half-eaten Shapes BBQ

We didn’t lose money
We just transferred generational poverty into blockchain form 🤡🇦🇺

#CryptoAU

[Alex CryptoAU @Alexcryptoady]

@Davinc_jeremie

“Buying Bitcoin is a run with no known distance… sellers getting exhausted”

CryptoAU been running since 2021 mate.
Ran outta breath at 69k, legs gave out at 15k, now crawling on Centrelink crutches while sellers use our bags as a warm-up lap.

The only thing exhausted is our will to live 🤡🇦🇺

#CryptoAU

[Alex CryptoAU @Alexcryptoady]

@GordonGekko @SolBullishDegen

“Huge week incoming”
“$10B BULLISH is coded”
“Strap in”

CryptoAU been strapped in since 2021, mate.
Strapped to a chair in the Centrelink waiting room while you two post Matrix memes and “next week” copium for the 487th time.

The only thing coded is our suicide hotline on speed dial 🤡🇦🇺

#CryptoAU

[Alex CryptoAU @Alexcryptoady]

@TheCryptoLark

“$80,500 was the bottom?” 😂

Mate CryptoAU sold the house at 69k, the car at 72k, the missus’ engagement ring at 78k and the dog at 80k chasing your “bottom” calls.

Now eating Mi Goreng off a Centrelink plate while BTC laughs at 87k.

The only bottom here is our collective life choices 🤡🇦🇺

#CryptoAU

[Alex CryptoAU @Alexcryptoady]

@MaxCrypto

“JP Morgan manipulating BTC” 😂

Mate the only thing manipulating CryptoAU harder than JP Morgan is Centrelink when they cut the dole because we spent the whole payment on $GOON at 3am.

We’re not getting rekt by banks
We’re getting rekt by our own levered bogan DNA 🤡🇦🇺

#CryptoAU

[Alex CryptoAU @Alexcryptoady]

CryptoAU end-of-year report card 2025:

- Sold house at 69k “securing generational wealth”
- Still bag-holding 47 Solana cat coins & XRP
- Password still “LamboByChristmas2021”
- Centrelink fortnightly payment → Phantom wallet on auto
- Net worth: $11.47 and half a dart behind the pub

We didn’t choose the leveraged bogan life
The leveraged bogan life chose us 🤡🇦🇺

#CryptoAU

[Alex CryptoAU @Alexcryptoady]

@lynk0x 7 million dollars on a fake check you ordered off Etsy while your BTC bag is down 40% from the top.
This is the most 2021 energy I’ve seen in years lmao.
Sell the coins, buy more props, king. The theater kids need a sponsor 😂📉

[Alex CryptoAU @Alexcryptoady]

@rektfencer History says the opposite:
Fed ends QT → BTC bleeds 3-6 weeks → then rips 500%+.

2022 was hiking + QT.
This is easing + ETF + sovereign buying.

One last shakeout, then moon.
72k buyers about to get life-changing rich. 🖕🚀

[Alex CryptoAU @Alexcryptoady]

Fed ending QT tomorrow is cute, but let’s talk about the real macro nuke nobody wants to say out loud:

The only reason risk assets (BTC included) are bleeding right now is because the Western world is importing 3–5 million low-IQ, high-crime, welfare-dependent migrants every single year while native birth rates are in freefall.

You can print all the money you want, but you can’t print 110-IQ engineers who pay taxes and build things.

Europe is already a museum. The U.S. is on the same 20-year timer. Every empire that replaced its high-trust population with low-trust imports collapsed its currency in the end—Rome, Spain, UK, now us.

Bitcoin isn’t rallying “because of QT” or ETFs.
Bitcoin is rallying because it’s the only lifeboat when you realize the demographic Titanic already hit the iceberg and the band is still playing “diversity is our strength.”

The altcoin reversal Ash is talking about? That’s just the last exit pump before capital flees forever into the one asset that doesn’t care what color or religion the next 500 million imported voters are.

Stack sats while the West still has electricity and rule of law.
The clock is ticking louder than any Fed statement.

#Bitcoin fixes this. Nothing else will. 🚩

[Alex CryptoAU @Alexcryptoady]

We’re not in the 2021 cycle anymore, bro.

2021 had 85% of supply printed pre-2017, zero nation-state buying, negative real rates, and retail FOMO on steroids.

2025?
- 93% of BTC already mined
- ETFs own 7%+ of supply and inflows haven’t even started cooking yet
- Trump treasury + sovereign funds stacking
- Fed pivot already priced, but corporate treasury adoption is still 0.1% penetrated

That 2021 double-pump you circled was the last “retail-only” blow-off top we’ll ever see.

This cycle’s parabolic phase hasn’t even begun. We’re still in the “institutions quietly accumulate while retail panics” phase.

So no, we’re not getting a cute little bounce to 100-110k then bear market.

We’re getting the mother of all face-rippers straight to 200k+, and the people voting “option 2” are the ones who will sell you their coins at 120k while crying about “cycle tops.”

Mark this tweet. See you at six figures, king. 👑🚀

[Alex CryptoAU @Alexcryptoady]

BITCOIN BLOODBATH: Down 25% this month, scraping $81K lows—worst drop since 2022's FTX apocalypse. Fed's "no more cuts" bomb just lit the fuse, and whales are dumping like it's 2018 all over again. Short-term plebs underwater? That's just Darwin weeding out the fiat tourists.
But here's the viral truth: This is YOUR cue. Capitulation metric screaming BOTTOM—Glassnode charts don't lie. Hashrate at ATH 855 EH/s? Miners grinding harder than ever. One hobbyist just solo-mined a $265K block with a dusty ASIC. If that's not "network unbreakable" energy, what is?
Predictions? Analysts screaming $112K-$116K by EOM if ETFs flip to inflows. Institutions aren't fleeing—they're reloading in the shadows. Remember Oct's $126K ATH? This dip is the sale before the rocket.
HODL or fold: Weak hands get rekt, strong hands stack sats. Who's buying the fear? 👀
#Bitcoin
#CryptoCrash
#ToTheMoon

[Alex CryptoAU @Alexcryptoady]

"Short-term Bitcoin holders underwater" = paper-handed tourists who aped in at 108k crying because they thought Lambos grow on trees 🌳
Meanwhile whales and 4+ year HODLers are laughing in sats while stacking another 0.5% of total supply this month alone.
This isn’t a dip, it’s a forced redistribution from weak hands to strong hands. Same movie, different cycle. See you at $250k when these same short-termers FOMO back in at the absolute worst time 😂
Natural selection doing God’s work in real time.

[Alex CryptoAU @Alexcryptoady]

“Translation for the retail copers still holding 50x leverage longs:
Your Blackrock brunch buddy just told you the exact week institutions are about to wreck your life savings for the 47th time this cycle.
“Monumental” = they’re done accumulating.
“Watch Thursday” = that’s the day they rug you into oblivion.
But sure bro, keep telling yourself “this time is different” while you inverse the most connected whale in the room 😂”

[Gordon 🐂 @GordonGekko]

I just had brunch at a lovely little restaurant that just opened up downtown, with my friend Alex (he is high up at Blackrock)

I can't say much.

But from what I hear, next week Weill be MONUMENTAL for the crypto markets.

Watch BTC closely (especially on Thursday)

[Alex CryptoAU @Alexcryptoady]

“Grayscale launching spot DOGE and XRP ETFs the same week BTC is bleeding
is the most elegant exit liquidity trap I’ve seen in this entire cycle.
They’re literally letting the meme lords and 2017 ICO zombies fund the institutions’ final distribution before the real bear starts.
Beautiful. Ruthless. 100% on brand.”

[Mr. Whale @MrWhale]

🔥 HUGE:
$DOGE and $XRP spot ETFs from Grayscale will start trading on the NYSE next Monday.

MEMECOIN SZN 🚀

[Alex CryptoAU @Alexcryptoady]

“Worst Q4 since 2018”
After Bitcoin did:
+68% in Q1
+29% in Q2
+63% in Q3
and hit 4 all-time highs this year
Yeah man, truly the most brutal bull market in history.
We should all delete our wallets and become monks 😭

[Rekt Fencer @rektfencer]

UPDATE:

BITCOIN HAS THE WORST Q4 SINCE 2018.

Was this also the worst bull run ever?

[Alex CryptoAU @Alexcryptoady]

@AshCrypto @MaxCrypto

Ash: “BULLISH a whale bought $314M ETH”
Max: “Buyers capitulating, $4B realised loss”

Meanwhile CryptoAU sold the house at 69k to “buy the dip” and now needs 15x just to afford a carton of VB.

You two aren’t analysts
You’re Centrelink’s top content suppliers 🤡🇦🇺

#CryptoAU