Young Calc

Friend of Dikembe Mu-Jimbo (@jimmyjimbo24)

[Young Calc @AlexDunman]

Prof: I need you to read two paragraphs for class tomorrow
Me: UGH
Twitter: 2000 reasons why grapes don’t exist
Me: BET

[Young Calc @AlexDunman]

@KellyVa28647310 @siteunderconst1 @junker_jo If it’s part of a mental development assessment, they kinda do

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

maga are cattle btw. totally owned by parasitic capital. they said they were voting for trump for no new wars, releasing the epstein files, & getting prices down. not one of those things happened & they still love him. barely sentient peasant brained losers.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

🗣️ FUCK ICE AND ANYONE WHO STANDS WITH THEM

[Stephen Means @Stephen_Means]

Ohio State is the first team to ever sweep every single Big Ten defensive award:

• Caleb Downs, Defensive Player and Defensive Back of the Year

• Kayden McDonald, Defensive Lineman of the Year

• Arvell Reese, Linebacker of the Year

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Michigan players defending the logo while Ohio State players celebrate in the stands 👀

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Brutus crossed out the M ❌
Then dotted the i in the snow ❄️

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

OHIO AGAINST THE WORLD 🌰

#GoBucks

[Scorigami @ScorigamiGuy]

BUF 44 - TB 32

🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨

That is the 1095th unique score in NFL history, and the 4th of the 2025 season.

Path to Scorigami: TB FG, BUF TD+PAT, TB TD+PAT, BUF TD+PAT, TB TD+PAT, BUF TD+PAT, TB FG, TB TD, BUF FG, BUF TD+PAT, TB TD, BUF TD, BUF TD+PAT

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

TB 32 - BUF 44
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL History.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

JAX 29 - HOU 36
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL History.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

An important announcement to the people of New York City.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

GB 40 - DAL 40
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL History.

[Young Calc @AlexDunman]

@josiaharmstrng Great tweet, king 👑

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

Just updated this timeline to fix a typo and an error in the last box where I'd gotten manner of arrest wrong.

I present the full version Mr. Abrego's time in the US, using court documents to explain the allegations of gang membership and what actually happened in his case.

[Young Calc @AlexDunman]

@TexanonX @YourAnonCentral Bro didn’t even try to prove them wrong 💀

[Brian CFB Stats @briancwalton78]

Ohio State's Defense finished the season:

#1 in Scoring Defense
#1 in Total Defense
#1 in Total Yards Allowed Per Play
#1 in Total TDs Allowed Per Game
#1 in Opponents Total TDs Scored in Redzone (and played 16 games)

#2 in Sack Yards
#2 in TFL Yards
#2 in Total Sacks
#2 in Passing TDs Allowed Per Game
#2 in Opponent Red Zone Score %
#2 in Opponent Red Zone TD %

#3 in Rushing Defense
#3 in Passing Defense
#3 in Sacks/Game

#5 in Total TFL

#6 in Passing Yards Allowed Per Attempt

#10 in Total Forced Fumbles

All this while beating six teams that were ranked in the Top 10 in the final AP Poll (Final Scoring Offense National Rank in paratheses):

#2 @NDFootball (#10)
#3 @oregonfootball (#17)
#4 @TexasFootball (#29)
#5 @PennStateFball (#28)
#9 @Vol_Football (#12)
#10 @IndianaFootball (#2)

These teams collectively averaged 35.7 points per game for the season and Ohio State held them to an average of 19.2 points per game.

The entire coaching staff and all the players deserve a hand. The year before @CoachJimKnowles was hired this defense was ranked #59 in Total Defense. We are lucky to have the coaches we have on that side of the ball.

@CoachJimKnowles @OGWalt_ @R2X_Rushmen1 @CoachLCTrenches @JLaurinaitis55

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Ohio State beat 6 of the other 9 teams in the final Top-10. Incredible.

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

number of ncaa football wins vs. teams ranked top-5 in the AP poll