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Joke testing. Main account @Alex_Farrow has been hacked

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My main account @Alex_Farrow has been hacked. Please don't respond to any messages from it :(

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“We don’t need to wear protection, let's just go plan B later” is the most Boris Johnson thing I’ve ever heard

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I’m bad at taking a compliment. But also bad at taking an insult. Don’t evaluate me

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"It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied” What J S Mill is forgetting here is that pigs can orgasm for 30mins. Damn that’s one satisfied pig

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@SamJMichael The version of this joke with the correct order of words is free

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@SamJMichael Tony Blair's hair is so now long not even 10 years of austerity could cut it (20p)

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@SamJMichael More like TONY HAIR

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Are we supposed to think up new tweets every day? Cuz that's a lot

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@RamitSethi changed my mind on the importance of money stuff https://t.co/vMEpuF3T3p

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"Like, you can invest in me if you want to. I mean over 5-10 years I’m a responsible and essential saving tool. It's your loss if you don't" - A passive-aggressive index fund