Alex P

[Alex P @AlexGilmore413]

I interned at a very conservative nonprofit one summer (oops) and we had to do a scavenger hunt to find all the paintings in the office and this was one.

[👁IG Farben Watch👁 @CIAhrtattackgun]

I saw this at goodwill and I had to get it

[Alex P @AlexGilmore413]

Hiya barkeep that’ll be one corn and one cosmo that’s the cornsmo (everyone gets up from their booth to do the cornsmo)

[Alex P @AlexGilmore413]

Ask your partner if they wish you were more normal or more abnormal

[Alex P @AlexGilmore413]

@pete3252277 🙂

[Alex P @AlexGilmore413]

And just like that 100% engagement

[hil @plume__]

the meek inheriting the earth when

[Alex P @AlexGilmore413]

The world moves on I’m still browsing wanelo for triangl swimwear on my school issued iPad in the back of 7th grade theatre rehearsal

[Alex P @AlexGilmore413]

Planning to unveil it tonight at the MJ Lenderman show …….

[Alex P @AlexGilmore413]

Currently developing a little grabber device that plucks car keys off carabiners from up to six feet away

[horse @horseimage]

horse with a goat standing under it providing shelter for little friend protection from cold and snow

[Alex P @AlexGilmore413]

feel like my talents are wasted at my work and by that I mean no one complimented my outfit today

[Alex P @AlexGilmore413]

@pete3252277 Sounds like a bachelor party to me

[Alex P @AlexGilmore413]

No really I mean it

[Alex P @AlexGilmore413]

Zach Bryan x girl pop = Gracie Abrams

[Alex P @AlexGilmore413]

I’m going to share an epiphany at 9:59pm CDT

[Alex P @AlexGilmore413]

I have so many pouches for so many things

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

If I got married I would invite Alex g to my wedding

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Cream Cheesmas

[Alex P @AlexGilmore413]

A Liturgy For Pooping At Your In-Laws

Can I say that