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These are my thoughts I can’t say out loud

[ralex @AlexHollander3]

So glad that I’m way beyond those last tweets

[ralex @AlexHollander3]

@remiwolf and like if your highness wants to bring out @dominicfike again that’s sooooo cool be me 💛

[ralex @AlexHollander3]

@remiwolf can you pretty please play wooo shawty liz the trifecta of perfection

[ralex @AlexHollander3]

I want to text him good morning

[ralex @AlexHollander3]

And even though it’s the right decision for me for me, I wish that it wasn’t

[ralex @AlexHollander3]

I’m fucking heartbroken

[ralex @AlexHollander3]

@asklyft I took a Lyft the other night and woke up to $150 damage charge claiming that I had damaged the inside of my drivers trunk. It is impossible that I could have done this damage as I did not touch his trunk, he put my bag in + took it out. I was dismissed by support @lyft

[ralex @AlexHollander3]

Is the world not run by giants? I am on a plane watching other planes do circles what is this ridiculousness

[ralex @AlexHollander3]

If vampires are real…wyd about periods?

[ralex @AlexHollander3]

The weed induced urge to tweet everything 🤤

[ralex @AlexHollander3]

I hope you cover your mouth when you yawn

[ralex @AlexHollander3]

I think that the drugs GRiZ is taking are too much for him

[ralex @AlexHollander3]

I want to share poop stories but it’s hard to tell who’s into the shits and whos not

[ralex @AlexHollander3]

I think this emoji 🙂 is actually scary af who looks like that smiling, you’re dead inside hun

[ralex @AlexHollander3]

The apple juice may be out, but the bus isn’t 🙂

[ralex @AlexHollander3]

I need lumbar support

[ralex @AlexHollander3]

This has been a crazy night

[ralex @AlexHollander3]

Pornography emphasizes sensation without feeling -Audre Lorde. BUT AINT THATCTHE TRUTH ye

[ralex @AlexHollander3]

You see those curves I’d fuck that monkey -Marshall today now