Alex

I’m Spider-Man btw

[gordie by the sea @thetransportcr]

big fan of genre titles like "creature feature" or "rom com" is there a third one

[Kaiju 🎮 @Spider_Kaiju]

Gore is literally fake in these horror films, it doesn't involve any actor getting harmed

Friday The 13th Part 2 literally had a teen actor have sex on screen and a later movie an actor was forced to swim nude in cold weather for HOURS to shoot a single scene, THAT shit is real

[sosa @fucksosaK]

son was so racist he didn’t even want a free day off work

[fae⚧️ @grassfay]

proof ppl have the capacity to read but not the capacity to comprehend

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Dear America,

They're already in office. If they wanted to give you $5K, they would have already done it.

Do not be dumb, again.

[♈︎ @anomallynn]

BC WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT THE STANDARD OF BEAUTY & PROFESSIONALISM

[Juggalo Jesus @da_porgy]

I'm a Charlie Kirk last responder. Just arrived on the scene, looks like everything is taken care of.

[NixUniverse 🐦‍🔥 @TheNixUniverse]

I’m on this bus laughing mad loud idc 😭

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

This is actual threats of political violence.

[dee ᨳଓ @mjjconnoisseur]

finished my period just before the kirkiversary #iwillNOTbleedforkirk

[sports tweeter Matthias (tonesetter) @sportswaatcher]

genuinely biblical for this guy, imagine you go hatewatch somebody and he just gets fucking boomed 😭😭😭

[LILAFRIMANE @LORAFRIMANEE]

it’s been a year since the demon slid #freeslime

[bob @daonlylena]

In 46 years it’s gonna be AK47 #kirkiversary

[mastiff @m4stiff]

ive been touching so much grass the Kirkening was only like 20 tweets ago

[FurBearingMammal @FurryVarmint]

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[َ @gffyoq]

i genuinely don't understand why people are scared of truth or dare. just pick truth and lie.

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

The ‘SUPERGIRL’ needle drop has been changed for the HBO Max release.

[Purity test enforcer 🇵🇸 @extra_beef_]

Dig him up and shoot him again.

[Confederação Canábica-Xamânica THC @ch3p3i]

sem sacanagem se masturbem com a mão não dominante para prevenir alzheimer

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Masturbation is all fun and games until you have sex and realize you can't cum unless you Masturbate