Alexis Hooks

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

I just have to look at my phone a little bit more and something incredible will happen

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

me at 24

[autist @litteralyme0]

“Tell everyone your name and three fun things about you”

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

bringing three books to bed so I have options for what to ignore while I look at my phone

[Miilato @miiilato]

ruined a perfectly good morning by thinking about my future

[໊ @user0000O0]

when you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer

[чай @fatpussyhex]

sold shoes to a girl on depop yesterday and now she’s yelling at me that they magically need to appear on her doorstep in arizona by friday or it will ruin her birthday

[jay @kendallhosseini]

this truly looks like it’s out of season 27 of parks and rec

[JT @jiratickets]

making a coffee and opening your laptop at 6:05 AM then scrolling on your phone from 6:06 AM to 9:31 AM probably feels so good here

[Uncle Female @unclefemme]

we’re soooo back

[indi 📀 @jaycesurvik]

‘a guy’ and it’s the ever nefarious Hiram Lodge

[AARON @lidolmix]

TROOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY

[maria @westsidesorry]

“i'm so hungry i could eat lucy gray baird”

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

im ready

[frankie @frankieats]

finally completed a very important task i’ve been avoiding for several months. it took 8 minutes and zero effort on my part and i felt immediate and immense relief. i probably won’t learn from this

[world cup enjoyer @capsboybebop]

as a philadelphia eagles fan since february 2025 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me

[soph☆ @faunshii]

the work is mysterious and important #severance #fanart

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

God forbid a celebrated Shiz professor tries his hoof at directing 🙄