Alexis Winker

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[Alexis Winker @AlexisWinker]

@clairestobb Don’t worry James said to get that cash

[Alexis Winker @AlexisWinker]

Me to a 15yr old: “Why are you drinking wine?!?!”
“What? I’m out of water”

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@syddobradshaw @mguer11 I’ll happily write my check thank you very much

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Does wine and time rhyme

[Ryan Delong @coachryandelong]

Alexis Winker who was diagnosed with Thyroid Cancer, had an event with Vhawk vball! Over the two days raised over $1500 for Alexis with more coming in. I look back at great wins or losses but days like today are most memorable. I am proud of our Vhawk family- prayers for Alexis

[Alexis Winker @AlexisWinker]

Just because your blinker is on doesn’t mean the red seas have to part and make way for your car

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To the assholes throwing a party in the apt above me: I can hear you sprint up the stairs after repeatedly ringing our doorbell, you’re not fooling anyone

[Alexis Winker @AlexisWinker]

@syddobradshaw Pretty sure you’re asking for yourself

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@haleyleis_ At least I know I’m not alone now

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When you try to be responsible and take your car in to get an oil change, just to find out everything else is wrong/ broken and that’s why she’s been marking weird noises

[Alexis Winker @AlexisWinker]

*In the girls bathroom

Girl #1 “you look so familiar”

Girl #2 “yeah I do porn”

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Yeah soooo I guess I look Latina enough for a couple of the workers are the resort to speak full Spanish to me. All I said was “ok”

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Hey if anyone accidentally took a pair of black converse size 9, I have your pair of size 7 and would appreciate an exchange before vacation

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@SHUMtypeofWAY What a guy

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Wow so many people with backpacks on tonight, all the students in la crosse are so studious

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@syddobradshaw Hey sometimes you rewatch friends too 👍🏼👍🏼

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THE SAME GIRLS are now watching Netflix on their phone WITHOUT headphones

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To the girls sitting next to me, The rest of us don’t care that you and your boyfriend broke up or that you’re allergic to cats we’re all just trying to school work in silence. Thanks.

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Get yourself a guy that always says yes at stores when the cashier asks if he wants to round up to make a donation

[Alexis Winker @AlexisWinker]

Today while nannying the kids tried convincing me that their sink was full of taco juice and not water