alexandra :)

aangename kennis my surname is dennis

[alexandra :) @AlexJayXo]

It’s always “make for me also” but never “must i make for you also?” 😢

[alexandra :) @AlexJayXo]

why didn't you guys tell me that rescue drops taste like black label?

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

HR is declining my family responsibility leave application. Apparently I’m not related to Dolly Parton. This is why no one likes people that work in HR

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪🐍 @Societyfwsammy]

"you don't know fashion"

-your mum after buying you the most questionable clothes ever😭

[#MakeltSTOP #EndGBV #GBVinBotswana @dato_seiko]

CELINE DION, stay inside!!! I’m not even playing 😭😭

[sylvia⋆𝜗𝜚 @sylaxoo]

Patti LaBelle, Dionne Warwick, Stevie Wonder, Chaka Khan, Meryl Streep, Samuel L Jackson, STAY INSIDE AND TAKE YOUR VITAMINS

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

YALL WEREN'T THERE

[Ishmael Johnson @IshmaelRJohnson]

“She wants to rest in cotton because after a life of wearing rhinestones, she wants to finally be comfortable”

[parker 🩰 @CRESSlDACOWPER]

julie andrews please don't take unnecessary journeys or go down treacherous roads

[t. @lighttmylove]

AND FUCK JOLENE!!

[Lisakhanya @lee_Duruwe_]

Not even on mampara week

[N🍸 @unosipho_m]

Lord I need a W this week.

[𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞 @tsitsiii_t]

💔💔💔💔

[kaflesque @kafleva]

The thing about an afternoon nap is that you MUST wake up violently. There's no slow wake from slumber like in the mornings, you cannot take your time or you'll just sleep till kingdom come. It MUST be sudden and MUST be a complete awakening.

[Nela 𝜗𝜚 @yonela___]

waiting on my spark to come back (for my salary to reflect in my account)

[Tayla @TaylaPinto]

Someone needs to start a beauty after dark service where we can get the maintenance things done in the week after work please 😭

[Azalea♥ @OluwatomilolaDB]

I loved watching 1,000 ways to die as a child.💀

[1OF1 @moodswittez]

liked to many zendaya memes & now my timeline is full of laughing

[expiredkirspies @beyoncesspamacc]

She looks like she's about to ask where her husband is

[alexandra :) @AlexJayXo]

@lee_Duruwe_ oh and you were going to be the next shoutist 🕊️

[ITADAKIMASU @ShansDaBoss]

why’s everyone getting married rn is it cheap or sumn