Alex Baumann

[Alex Baumann @AlexJBaumann]

@brian_haverdink @Jbooty88 I'm honored

[Alex Baumann @AlexJBaumann]

Satire truly is dead, isn't it?

[Alex Baumann @AlexJBaumann]

I propose we move Christmas back one month. We're front loading winter... Gotta stretch out the holidays to have something to look forward to. January through March is bleak. I'm sure Jesus would be cool with it.

[Alex Baumann @AlexJBaumann]

@Schroder94 @CaddieNetwork Yes

[Alex Baumann @AlexJBaumann]

Cold Take: Florida has the highest rate of elderly drunk driving of any state AND/OR country. Feel free to @ me.

[Alex Baumann @AlexJBaumann]

Lol

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - The "major" announcement: Trump is now selling "digital trading cards" showing him as a superhero.

[Alex Baumann @AlexJBaumann]

@Calvin_Uni Under further investigation, there's no solid proof John Calvin was fully ordained. It appears as though we must settle for "incomplete pass John Calvin".

[Alex Baumann @AlexJBaumann]

@Calvin_Uni Can we please get a "Touchdown John Calvin" on one side of the stadium??

[Alex Baumann @AlexJBaumann]

@Schroder94 You watching RotK?

[Alex Baumann @AlexJBaumann]

Transitions Lenses calls you up, they're looking for a new influencer: For 18 months you need to wear glasses with their lenses in them during every single social interaction and for every single social media post. What's your number?

[Alex Baumann @AlexJBaumann]

That's one small step for a man, one giant leap (backwards) for mankind.

[Alex Baumann @AlexJBaumann]

@Schroder94 @MeijerLPGA @meijer @LPGA The Beans looks thrilled!

[Alex Baumann @AlexJBaumann]

@NoLayingUp Incredible

[Alex Baumann @AlexJBaumann]

That Monahan interview was lack luster. Should have been talking up the players that are at the top of the leader board.
They literally injected Rory with super soldier serum this weekend.

[Alex Baumann @AlexJBaumann]

I just want a JT win.

[Alex Baumann @AlexJBaumann]

@Schroder94 @ayajohnsongolf I can't blame Janel for writing this.

[Alex Baumann @AlexJBaumann]

Jason Bateman is my raised eyebrow hero.

[Alex Baumann @AlexJBaumann]

I'm 100% convinced that you have to be over the age of 45 to find a tablet practical.

[Alex Baumann @AlexJBaumann]

This is what peak performance looks like.

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

Bill Belichick all summer: Can’t wait til it gets colder so I can really start dressin’

[Alex Baumann @AlexJBaumann]

There should be an age limit on self checkout.