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Born: Peterborough. Grew up: The Deepings. Live: Nottingham. Work: PhD and Teaching Fellow at Loughborough Uni (and a swim coach). Spasmodic Tweeter.

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They do say it’ll help people in wheeeelchairs

@AccidentalP

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Bored of chasing @AmazonHelp. Want to return/replace a faulty @RyobiToolsUK product that I’ve had for less than 1 year. Genuine fault, I’ve got many excellent Ryobi tools. Order was fulfilled by Amazon...so, how about fulfilling the customer service part, too? @AmazonUK

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Today we celebrated our 11th wedding anniversary in Costa Del Charnwood (rather than being on the trip we’d booked in Spain). We had such a great day, and the weather was amazing! Avs loved being strawb quality… https://t.co/ShWutdvuY6

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Happy Canada Day 2020! 🇨🇦😎 Any excuse for tasty food 😋 and get the kids in full kit! Made a maple butter and mango chipotle marinade for the pork before sticking them on the BBQ. Then, made (a poor, English effort)… https://t.co/KN1yhiOVwy

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@Weberbarbecues I have just attempted to purchase a Summit E-470 but cannot find it in stock anywhere online in the UK 😱🥺 ... what’s going on, Weber? Is this a supply issue due to Covid? 😔😩

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We weren’t going to let a bit of rain ruin our lockdown walking hot streak today...a great opportunity for puddle jumping action ☔️🌈 And still managed to sneak over 10,000 steps, keeping April’s average over 17,000… https://t.co/jWRSjwoCaC

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With all that’s bad in the world right now, something special happened this week. I received hard copies of our book, Understanding Sport Organizations - Applications for Sport Managers (3rd Edition), which has now… https://t.co/PRkmgffFzZ

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Male multitasking scenes meeting Megs out on her run 😅😎 #parenting #dadlife #multitasking #nailedit #lhasaapso #walking #countrylife #bosh https://t.co/jUF1OBO9ye

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Very proud of this one for World book day. Released worldwide 16.03.20! 🤓📚 #sportmanagement #seminal #textbook #worldbookday https://t.co/4TjZwnSXwd

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Jag driver: I fancy it, it’s only a puddle (and the ‘Road closed: Flood’ warning sign must be there for jokes)

Storm Dennis: Hold my beer.

🙈🙈🛶💦 #stormdennis #stranded #quorn #leicestershire https://t.co/lzb1B05B00

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Last Tuesday evening, we welcomed Reid Bracken Thurston into the world! 👶🏼🥰 Megs totally smashed it again, delivering him into a pool (still in his sac!) 🙌🏼💪🏼 Pleased to say both very happy and healthy… https://t.co/nctppAWYhY

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Tonight Avie was VERY excited to leave food and drink out for Santa and his reindeers🎅🏻🦌...Let’s hope he can squeeze down the chimney and the flue cools down 😬😅 #christmaseve #makingmemories #christmas… https://t.co/6i2o8OAYQ5

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How you feeling now, @andimanley?! 😷😏

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That’s another annual 12 Days of Christmas 9.1 km swim set done for the Lboro lunchtime crew ✅🎄🏊🏼‍♂️🏊🏼‍♀️💨🔥 And there were some great first-time efforts, too 👊🏼💥 https://t.co/xPs3psTBPj

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Now it’s December, it’s acceptable to drop the C-word 🎄😎 #christmastree #mincepies #foodtrail #sunset #scenes #villagelife https://t.co/Qgi4nVlvU8

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Embarrassing #CustomerService from @Hermesparcels...and it’s not even the Christmas rush 🙈🙈 #Prayforhermes #fancyprovidingmewitharesponse?

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Hi @Hermesparcels - you’ve delivered my two parcels and left them in my porch (with a nice clear photo to prove it). Only thing is that I don’t have a porch...and the house in your photo is not my house 🙄🥺

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Hi @Hermesparcels - you’ve delivered my two parcels and left them in my porch (with a nice clear photo to prove it). Only thing is that I don’t have a porch...and the house in your photo is not my house 🙄🥺

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Great Saturday Stag in London to give Spud a good send off! Shame about the rugby final result 🏉😩....but great excuse to start an all-day drinking sesh at 9am 🍻🍻🍻🍻 https://t.co/OBYEImq15l

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Reeeeeeelay! Yesterday, we broke the masters British record for the men’s 4x200 fc relay (160-199 combined age category) by 14 secs 🏊🏼‍♂️💨...a record that had only been set last year 😏🙊 #Lovearace #relay… https://t.co/IQig7wNH1P

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Fancy a cheeky Nando’s?