Alex Kountourzis

mich state alum - Barstool Nashville

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Fat agile niggas are top 3 most dangerous genres of niggas

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me: why is my water bill always so high?

Me in shower:

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Showing up to my home league fantasy draft with a $20 buy in that I haven’t won in 15 years

[ηαdι. @luvblessingz]

when i remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Holy fuck get dunked on by a DICTIONARY

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Team USA: scores a goal

Me, a man who watches zero soccer:

[𝙻🇧🇧 @HornetsRuinedMe]

Kenzie talking to Corbin about “lust”

[Chelly @chellgod]

When the first leg of your parlay hits immediately but you still have 14 more legs

[𝘾𝙃���𝙕 𝙼𝙽𝚃𝙻𝙼𝚁𝙺𝚃𝚂 @MntlmrktsChaz]

Me seeing my wife’s boobs for the 53,685th time

[ESPN MMA @espnmma]

The last two fighters to face Justin Gaethje 😳

[Magills @magills_]

Seeing the glow of the Waffle House sign at 3:42 am after closing down the bars and puking in the Uber

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A flyover during the national anthem for a UFC event on the White House lawn

AMERICA 🇺🇸

[Kush @kushika_twt]

the face HR makes when you ask for a raise instead of a pizza party

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Sir….the German World Cup tourists discovered Buc-ee's at 2am

[Tanner “ bag man” Bankston @TannerBag11]

Dual arm sleeves in the Waffle House , shit about to get wicked on the grill. #expand

[Walter Weekes @freshceonetwork]

Fight breaks out on podcast with Bradley Martyn!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This fantasy league had its loser trick or treat in June until he got 10 pieces of candy from houses.

Elite punishment.

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Remote workers at 11:47 AM on a Friday

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you hear how much the company made this year but your paycheck is still the same