Alex

i’m trying

[Alex @AlexLefko]

my life has two main chapters:
-pre nose ring (1999-2017)
-post nose ring (2017-present)

[Alex @AlexLefko]

my version of the pope dying

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kristen Stewart has married fiancée Dylan Meyer, TMZ reports.

[Alex @AlexLefko]

who let third eye blind do a tiny desk it sounds bad mate

[Alex @AlexLefko]

finally some good news

[BNO News Live @BNODesk]

JUST IN: NASA says there's now a 3.1% chance an asteroid will hit Earth in 2032, up from 2.6% yesterday.

This is the highest risk assessment an asteroid has ever received, surpassing 2.7% in 2004

[Alex @AlexLefko]

pass

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Pete Davidson debuts new look for Reformation’s Valentine campaign after spending $200k on tattoo removal.

[Alex @AlexLefko]

america, much like twitter, is still going to function but everything will get worse and worse until one day when you click on videos the wrong one always opens

[Alex @AlexLefko]

when did everyone get so deeply stupid

[Alex @AlexLefko]

“they’re ceramicists�� is killing me, people just say anything

[Heidi N. Moore @moorehn]

There was a fashion creator who posted on TikTok that "now you can tell by someone's outfit how much screen time they have" and this is a really good summary of why

[Alex @AlexLefko]

lunch by billie ok lesbiobama

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here are my favorite songs from this year! Check them out if you’re looking to shake up your playlist – and let me know if there’s a song or artist I should make sure to listen to.

[Alex @AlexLefko]

cant accuse me of not loving women

[Alex @AlexLefko]

ok

[Alex @AlexLefko]

watch the tyson fight if you want to digest the realities of aging

[Alex @AlexLefko]

i havent played in 6 months so what the hell could this mean

[FireMonkey @FireMonkey]

The Spaghetti Grotto is now open and Family Guy star Eminem is a boss inside!

[Alex @AlexLefko]

being stereotyped by bezos

[Alex @AlexLefko]

@rachelnadell

[Alex @AlexLefko]

@rachelnadell pics of cats pls

[Alex @AlexLefko]

people feeding their entire relationships to AI surely will end well

[asparagoid 🐂🀄️ @asparagoid]

When I have a disagreement with a girl now, I export my entire chat history with her into AI and ask it to analyze the conversation, then paste the results to her

There is absolutely nothing she can do; it's a brutal mog

I then tell her to contact me after she has spoken to AI

[Alex @AlexLefko]

love the way tyler the creator dance on that plane

[Alex @AlexLefko]

heat is included in my rent for the first time ever I cant wait to heat my home with reckless abandon

[clare @sadderlizards]

300mg caffeine no breakfast

[Alex @AlexLefko]

chicken big mac is the tastiest thing ive ever had at mcdonalds

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

wow the Chicken Big Mac is just like the Big Mac fr