naked_lightbulb_baybeee

holographic pokémon card
~they/them~

[naked_lightbulb_baybeee @AlexLumberDad]

sugma male this, ligma male that... honestly y'all are disgusting

[naked_lightbulb_baybeee @AlexLumberDad]

@cursetheground I yam sorry, I definitely did :( but now I have seen it in all its greyscale glory

[Dr. Disco Unicorn 🏳️‍🌈 @TheDiscoUnicorn]

Just FYI, more former Mormon bishops have been arrested for sex crimes against children in just the last year than trans people have in the entire history of Utah.

But guess which one makes Mormon parents afraid

[naked_lightbulb_baybeee @AlexLumberDad]

dave matthews is really the horniest mf to make popular music... mans literally got the words "and i come into you" on the radio for all to hear.

[naked_lightbulb_baybeee @AlexLumberDad]

i have gathered this using the scientific method (laying blanketed on my couch and binging several episodes uninterrupted)

[naked_lightbulb_baybeee @AlexLumberDad]

UnXplained is unscripted,, just William Shatner reacting to learning about a bunch of wild woo-woo shit

[naked_lightbulb_baybeee @AlexLumberDad]

needa w*rk s*mewhere new

[naked_lightbulb_baybeee @AlexLumberDad]

i was definitely a Gaylord in another life. no doubt

[naked_lightbulb_baybeee @AlexLumberDad]

mfs were really out here for a long time naming their newborn sons Gaylord.

[naked_lightbulb_baybeee @AlexLumberDad]

*looks at a baby* u know he seems like a Gaylord for sure. he simply drips Gaylord

[MLC GT @SUMMERTIMEINHEL]

you tellin me this radio gives head?

[naked_lightbulb_baybeee @AlexLumberDad]

gonna manifest my next life as a whale barnacle

[naked_lightbulb_baybeee @AlexLumberDad]

@deepfriednudes human bassett hound energy

[naked_lightbulb_baybeee @AlexLumberDad]

finna starve to death in Trader Joes line (bag full of groceries)

[annie @thisyearsgurl]

i'm just gonna hyperfixate on things that are healthy and make me feel really good

[Londonslyfe🦋 @thelondon_lewk]

It’s very weird to me that companies are requiring a master’s degree for a salary less than 60k. I really wish we would all just go on strike.