Alex Markle

UM Alum. Retired College Athlete. Consultant. Brewery Owner. NFL Owner. Semi-Pro Table Tennis Player. Amateur Sports Gambler. Feat. on @TheRyenRussillo #Bitcoin

[Alex Markle @AlexMarkle_]

For years I’ve been saving screenshots of people who look like me according to my friends and family so I’ve decided to start a thread for general awareness that not every bearded guy with square framed glasses is the same.

[Alex Markle @AlexMarkle_]

@ryanpcooney @FlannelChonies @LangmanVince @SugaSeanMMA Yep! Caleb and I grew up about 3 doors down from each other. Extremely athletic neighborhood.

[Alex Markle @AlexMarkle_]

@ryanpcooney @FlannelChonies @LangmanVince @SugaSeanMMA We used to play Y ball together. He was probably better, but wrestling ended up being my sport anyways.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

No one understands the CHARACTER of the long suffering Knicks fans who have stood with this team through thick and thin ever since moving to New York 18 months ago.

[Alex Markle @AlexMarkle_]

@BookOfEli_NFL Don’t

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

So far in 2026: We’ve had TEAM USA win Gold in hockey. We’ve had astronauts circling the moon. We’ve got the World Cup here. We have UFC at the White House. Everyone is getting skinny. We’re curing pancreatic cancer. It’s America’s 250th.

AND YOU’RE BLACKPILLING?

[alexelliottgolf @alexelliottgolf]

My watch said 159, the golf cart said 153, my instinct said 156 so I skulled it 35 right down the middle.

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

Once again, the Biden Administration had a trans man pull his fake tits out on the White House lawn.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

DEI doesn’t exist in the World Cup, or in top level pro sports at all. Sports is the ultimate meritocracy, the best players make the most money and pursuit of excellence is the entire goal. Diversity, equity and inclusion are nonexistent. It’s pure merit. Otherwise it would suck.

[John Slaughter, Esq. @JSlaughterEsq]

A couple of Germans on a road trip have done more to inspire patriotism ahead of America’s 250th anniversary than the entirety of the U.S. government.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

They should bring an NFL team here

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

you know whats crazy Fox should have done what JR did and JR should have done what Fox did

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

If I was a Spurs fan right now:

[QBgami @QBgami]

Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.

That one will break them completely.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“It is funny when Europeans say, ‘We can spot Americans from a mile away’. Yeah no shit dude, we can do the same with you. You’re wearing umbros and a gucci shirt that’s like a size small… and you have a purse” -Big Cat

[Alex Markle @AlexMarkle_]

@StevenCheah @TrevorLongbotom The “bag” is below for context. I bet you don’t even know what team some of these guys are on.

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Christian Watson will be 26th in terms of guaranteed money amongst WRs...

Behind guys like Carnell Tate, Jordyn Tyson, Romeo Doubs, Calvin Ridley, Travis Hunter, Jerry Jeudy, and Wan'dale Robinson.

The #Packers got a bargain on this deal.

[Spurs Culture @SpursCulture]

He's actually a psycho

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

Caleb Williams makes his Madden cover debut:

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Everyone is praising this kid but I did basically the same thing except with foreign accents and they sent me to the principal's office.

[Andy Herman @AndyHermanNFL]

Trey Smack goes 5/9 on field goals. 😬

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

22-year old Tim Duncan’s first playoff run:

- Beat Blazers
- Beat Wolves
- Defeated LA and his rival (Shaq)
- Beat the Knicks in 5 games in the Finals

22-year old Wemby’s first playoff run:

- Beat Blazers
- Beat Wolves
- Defeated OKC and his rival (Chet)
- Facing the Knicks in the Finals

The parallels are INSANE. 🤯