Alex Myslinski

We're all here because we're not all there

[Alex Myslinski @AlexMys25]

@AlecBaldwln____ *911* VERY IMPORTANT 🚨 Frick, Marry, Kill: Chick-Fil-A, McDonald’s, Wendy’s, GO! NEED ANSWER ASAP, thank you in advance!! @ztipsc @spavlo12 @cweg31

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i’m like actually losing my mind over this video John Mayer made. my king

[Alex Myslinski @AlexMys25]

@chelssmiesterr It ain’t jizzin

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@c8_pavlo 75

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@taylorswift13 I still have my $5 ticket from one of your very first shows at West Chester University. I remember singing my heart out to Tim McGraw in that college auditorium with maybe 100 people max, and you stayed after to meet every single person there. You are AMAZING! ✨💕

[Alex Myslinski @AlexMys25]

@Wawa Turkey sausage egg whites and cheese! The best!

[Alex Myslinski @AlexMys25]

Permits to carry in NYC but for umbrellas

[Alex Myslinski @AlexMys25]

@taylorswift13 I still have my $5 ticket from one of your very first shows at West Chester University. I remember singing my heart out to Tim McGraw in that college auditorium with maybe 100 people max, and you stayed after to meet every single person there. You are AMAZING! ✨💕

[Alex Myslinski @AlexMys25]

Don’t need another pic of your speedometer or screenshot of the weather app to know it’s cold thanks guys

[Alex Myslinski @AlexMys25]

@MetroNorth I used to take the 8:03 but switched to 7:52 bc the 8:03 was never reliable to get me to work by 9 (which it absolutely should be), and now the 7:52 seems to be unreliable as well. People shouldn’t have to take earlier trains just to *hopefully* be on time

[Alex Myslinski @AlexMys25]

@MTA is always so quick to raise the fares every year but can’t seem to figure out how to keep the trains running smoothly. On the 7:52 from White Plains and we aren’t even at our track yet (it’s 8:54) - stopped FOUR times along the way cruising at 15 MPH. Ridiculous...

[Alex Myslinski @AlexMys25]

@MetroNorth same week, same train (7:52 from White Plains to GCT) and we are just pulling into the tunnel AGAIN. THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

[Alex Myslinski @AlexMys25]

@BuzzFeedAnimals “Oh, good, you’re home...” -Matilda

[Alex Myslinski @AlexMys25]

@dog_rates “Oh, good, you’re home...” -Matilda Jane

[Alex Myslinski @AlexMys25]

Goodnight to everyone except those people who take 5 minute long Snapchat stories at concerts

[Alex Myslinski @AlexMys25]

@AlecBaldwin Hey Alec, need you to settle another debate - flat or drumstick wings? @courtmsp @spavlo12

[Alex Myslinski @AlexMys25]

@courtmsp YAS

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Dwight you ignorant slut

[Alex Myslinski @AlexMys25]

GM to everyone except those people who share pictures of spiders/bugs/insects

[Alex Myslinski @AlexMys25]

Dear God please protect John Krasinski and Emily Blunt