Alex

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[Alex @AlexPatton99]

Me when I listen to Summer Games by Drake

[Alex @AlexPatton99]

.@Apple please upload a competent agent to Siri. She is such a useless fucking clanker alarm slave bot.

[Alex @AlexPatton99]

Ocala, Florida needs to be atomized

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Eyes Up, Guardians 🇺🇸

[Alex @AlexPatton99]

11 day trip

Divide by 2 = 5.5

Round up = 6

Subtract 2 = 4

4 pairs of underwear needed

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

May GOD shepard the souls of these incredible Americans — and watch over their families.

[Alex @AlexPatton99]

.@RobinhoodApp Fuck you. 50 shares requested and only 1 allocated.

[Alex @AlexPatton99]

Honey chipotle flavored popsicle

[Hells @Hellspwns]

Please @netanyahu save destiny 2 you are my last hope

[Alex @AlexPatton99]

Chipotle should add a baked beans option

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

ICED OUT.

[Alex @AlexPatton99]

I’d rather have sex with Drake than a fat chick #drizzylover

[Alex @AlexPatton99]

You should be permanently blacklisted from all jobs if you cheat on LinkedIn sudoku. #CheatingBitch

[whojackal @whojackal]

If you listened to this song at any point after may 2024 I do not want to associate with you

[Alex @AlexPatton99]

LET THE MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU 3 DAY WEEKEND BEGIN!

[Alex @AlexPatton99]

@InsiderWire Huge for broke people

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

Need sum toes in my mouth

[Magacock @magacockowner]

Who up milkin they MAGACONDA 😳

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS AND GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.