Alex Mathis

quit quittin' and get to gettin'

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

WATCH: A humanoid robot training for the “Robot Olympics” in Beijing runs too fast, fails to stop, slams into a safety cushion, and breaks at the waist

[sigfig @sigfig]

people misunderstand the icarus story. the problem was not that he flew too high. it's that the wings were made of beeswax, which offered very little resistance to heating. with modern materials he would have had no problems. we can fly as close to the sun as we want now

[A Man in the Sun 🌞 @AManInTheSun]

This is how Israel was established and we're supposed to pretend it's super complicated and approach with nuance and understanding for the settler with the gun.

[bob's burgers urbanist 🐿️ @yhdistyminen]

Libs overwhelmingly buy into the "Earth is 4.5 billion years old" groupthink whereas right-wing freethinkers have a great diversity of opinion on the Earth's age

[Alex Mathis @AlExplain_Later]

Based 🫡

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ben & Jerry’s co-founder Jerry Greenfield has resigned after 47 years, claiming their parent company, Unilever, has silenced the brand’s political activism �� which has included speaking out in support of Gaza and human rights.

[Alex Mathis @AlExplain_Later]

My meds got me acting crazy! Just asked my boss if the reason he doesn’t smile at me as much is because I’m getting a little fatter

[Alex Mathis @AlExplain_Later]

This queen

[Alex @midsmoker34]

[At Jersey mikes] Mann honestly keep mike away from my shit 😭🤟

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

tom cruise and nathan fielder are on opposite sides of the same journey

[Alex Mathis @AlExplain_Later]

@okayfineAndy Andy! We’re in the middle of recording a record (in ATL baby) would you be interested in hearing some works in progress??

[jim 🍉 (bnd spoilers) @muracommie]

always relevant

[charlie @chunkbardey]

time to get dressed! first things first: who am i and what do i look like?

[Josh Larky @jlarkytweets]

This is literally the premise of the deep state lmao

A faceless and nameless person who has total control over the government and your tax dollars

[Vautism Speaks 🔞 🐴 @VautismSpeaks]

Republican voters when they see literally any research grant they don’t understand

[Alex Mathis @AlExplain_Later]

Last night my brother sent me a pic of the worst joint I’ve ever seen 😭

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Ethel Cain says she supports the idea of killing CEOs to enact change:

“I genuinely mean what I say….It’s simple, you make them fear for their lives and hit them in the only place they hurt or nothing will ever get done…”