Alex

I was, I am, I shall be

[Alex @Alexpmarty78]

I’ve seen enough. It’s actually coming home this time

[Deezy @CryptoDmack]

If Messi is so good at soccer, why'd it take him his whole career to make it the MLS?

[Gareth @thehandofbeadle]

Absolutely cannot wait to watch a textbook England tournament group game later

[Alex @Alexpmarty78]

Europe should get 2 teams max for the next world cup. They don’t know how to play soccer over there

[Alex @Alexpmarty78]

In a dream world both Haiti and Scotland make it out of this group

[Alex @Alexpmarty78]

They’ll never invent a drug that feels even half as good as making your friends laugh

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

Hunter Biden found Twitter engagement and realized it’s better than crack

[Alex @Alexpmarty78]

When I was a kid we used VHS tapes. Now kids use VHS vapes 😔

[Alex @Alexpmarty78]

To be funny is to be virtuous

[Alex @Alexpmarty78]

Do you think it feels proud whenever it finishes its web?

[butterfly world 🦋 @butterfly5World]

A close-up shot of a spinybacked orbweaver spider (Gasteracantha cancriformis) meticulously weaving its intricate web against a blurred background.🕷️🧶

[asoiaf out of context @asoiafooc]

— bran vii, a clash of kings.

[Quite Fucking SAD @tom_on_here]

If the cat in the hat tried any of that bullshit in my house, I’d shoot him dead

[Alex @Alexpmarty78]

Who is Stanley? Why does everyone want his cup? He must be hot

[Alex @Alexpmarty78]

There’s something so childish about getting sick. I’m almost 30 I shouldn’t be getting sick anymore

[Alex @Alexpmarty78]

We’ve got to do something about dog owners

[Netflix Sports @netflixsports]

This Mets fan feeding his dog a hot dog during the game 😂

[bal des ardents survivor⛓️🗡️ @StasiBoots]

Buccees is a satanic temple for morons

[a 2nd meaner guy @SolidStapp]

i got Buy Polar Disorder