Alex_Ray94

Teaching assistant doing nothing but football and golf

[Alex_Ray94 @AlexRayman17]

I have just witnessed a man (West Ham fan) pick horse poo and proceed to launch it over Birmingham fans. Best thing I’ve ever seen

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@m_rooke92 Nah yours wasn’t as far out as that. No need to exaggerate your life story 😏

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@willjc30 What a night that was

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@_abubakrahmed 😂😂😂 that is brilliant 😂

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@Charlielloyd__ Was a brilliant site 😂

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@terryc_uk Figure of speech kid. Take it some of it hit you? I’m sure it will wash out

[Alex_Ray94 @AlexRayman17]

Two days into sober October and I’m gasping for beer 🍺🍺

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@LaurenBeddall You got lucky

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@NOT_MOTD Eric Djemba Djemba should be up there surely?

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@BecklesOmar @SamIsaacJones @MattMaynard_ nothing compared to our tour initiations

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Clocks go back you get an extra hour in bed. No way, someone get me another drink

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@Chris_Hobster93 @fraveli93 Soooooo next Wednesday 😏

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@Chris_Hobster93 @fraveli93 Would be so keen for a MWMU 😂

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@MattMaynard_ They will never experience the drama we did in the third team 😂

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So jealous seeing uni lads initiating their freshers making them sing. Miss those days

[Alex_Ray94 @AlexRayman17]

If someone finds my head can you let me know? Much appreciated

[Alex_Ray94 @AlexRayman17]

Pretty impossible to sleep when you have a quality cough 👌🏻

[Alex_Ray94 @AlexRayman17]

Just need Cardiff to score for £200

[j o r d a n @jordanniner_]

I still have no idea what I wanna do with my life. I'm 23 and a uni graduate, it's starting to worry me now