Alex

[Alex @AlexRisner]

Dad just hit me with “I think,therefore, I am.”

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@EMMAPALOOZA_11 My dad’s #1 favorite movie. “Kick his ass.”

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I sleep better when I like my pajamas.

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@brendanbensongs It will get easier

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In the next John Wick movie, he should get a new wife, and that wife should be me.

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@LisaHamberdner Hey, it’s all about balance.

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Okay, so Twitter is pretty much just a thought garbage can.

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MTV cribs: children’s literature edition: “Hi I’m Charlotte, welcome to my web.” 🕷🕸

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Approaching your thirties feels like: “this healthy ice cream tastes like chalk, but I look good in my pants.”

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Ready to watch @TeamKhabib make it 29-0.

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@KarCrowe Happy birthday, you fucking miraculous sexypie ❤️! Love you till I die.

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@AVELISE I adore you, like big time.

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Getting on any form of social media right now feels like:

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Let me be clear. Pirates of the Caribbean is absolutely nothing without Johnny Depp.

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👏🏻👊🏻

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Me attempting to adult

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One thing I love about my Dad is that every Sunday, he shines his favorite pair of fine leather boots.