alex (she/they)

leave your stupid comments in your pocket letterboxd: alexsmitty13

[Otto Fernandez @OttoFernandez]

Movies used to have Queen Latifah in them

[Matthew Williams @MrPrudentialist]

"It's plant based."

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

Ok I’m further into Citizen Kim. One under discussed aspect of the kardashians is how they live in a kind of feudal family estate arrangement in giant houses all within at most a 15 min drive of each other (many are walkable) so their kids can all be incredibly close. The men in their lives are barely important to the overall arrangement, they come, they go, they’re not part of the structure Kris Jenner has created. They seem kind of broadly hated by feminists but in a weird way they’ve created the ultimate feminist utopia, at least as it can exist under capitalism. They’re completely financially free from men, in fact any man that even wanders into the picture is often dependent on them, and their kids are raised in a kind of sisterly hive mom way. I think because they’re hot or at least dress to appeal to the male gaze this aspect of their whole thing is never discussed but it’s kinda radical. They’re essentially “post men.”

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

Doug Ford did this

[Dan Seljak @anotherglassbox]

I feel extremely strongly we don’t talk about the name of this Toronto tailor shop enough.

[ray @zombieinmybody]

she’s trying to take credit for progressive victories without making endorsements just like how she took credits on a teenager’s song without contributing to it

[♱ @Ioverboxd]

i always rant about this but ontarians will genuinely blame trudeau/carney/chow for problems doug ford causes, “i had to wait 8 hours in the emergency room” that man is using ur healthcare funding to buy jets

[Chris Colfer @chriscolfer]

The more hate my hair gets, the taller and more powerful it becomes. I don’t make the rules.

[mila @burberrysbabe]

if this many canadians who live in ontario have this much energy for the midterm elections in america, then im expecting doug ford to be GONE

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Hey Charlie, any update on this?

[ife the child of God @hxrleeen]

THIS IS INSANE WHAT THE FUCK

[Alex Coleman @DarkOfTheMovie]

They’re saying Digger flipped America blue

[chelsea obscura @halointheriver]

I hate getting my blood drawn ughh if only there was someone who would invent a device that requires only one drop of blood to run any test

[Bismack BeyondBroke @GhostOfMufasa_]

I'm gonna need Ontario to lock in exactly like this for the next provincial election #He cannot stay in office any longer

[emilia 🍒🥇🏆🛡️ @lexiescarina]

these are unfortunately the exact conditions for a glee reboot

[Chuka Ejeckam @DarkerxDarker]

I say again; the rich must be reminded why they used to have moats.

[Matthew Sloly @MatthewSloly]

A @TorontoPolice officer who cannot avoid breaking a child's arm to prevent $3.30 worth of alleged TTC fare evasion is unfit to do his job. This is not a scenario any society should tolerate.

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

Since Doug Ford came into power in 2018, Homelessness has increased by 25% across Ontario.

Since Chow came to power in Toronto, Homelessness decreased by 8% in the City.

[lillian ˙⋆✪ @femmac8]

i think the only ads at movie theaters should be trailers