Alex Statz

my old Twitter was better

[Alex Statz @AlexStatz]

If you walk into a boys room and his bed is shoved into the corner... run. Get out. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. He is not mature enough for you.

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Pls do me a favor and don’t call or text me I don’t want talk.

[Alex Statz @AlexStatz]

Just heard the word calculus and it sent shiver down my spine thinking about taking it in college three times… thank god I’ve used it every day since🙄

[Alex Statz @AlexStatz]

I’m not saying that a vacation would make me happy, but I think vacation would make me happy. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Alex Statz @AlexStatz]

Thanksgiving, but make it Italian.

[Alex Statz @AlexStatz]

@mckenziehalling Did he send you Potato Salad?

[Alex Statz @AlexStatz]

People who do not collapse their cardboard are the real bums of society!!!

[Chris Josephs @Chrisjjosephs]

Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks

They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume

Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed

Here’s examples of just how good they were

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m ready for Christmas decorations

[Mastery Of Mind @Mastery0fMind]

2️⃣0️⃣ - Netflix documentaries to deepen your understanding of life:

1. Seaspiracy.

[Alex Statz @AlexStatz]

@jarjarbabe North woods law? Greatest show ever.

[Alex Statz @AlexStatz]

Do you ever lookup what your favorite podcaster looks like and are just in complete and utter shock?

[Culver’s Buffalo Tender Tracker @BuffTenderNews]

It will get better when you bring back Buffalo Tenders.

[Alex Statz @AlexStatz]

Stop including the gunman in the casualty count of mass shootings. Disrespectful to victims and their families.

[Alex Statz @AlexStatz]

If I had $1 every time someone asked me what my job was and to explain it o would no longer need a job.

[Alex Statz @AlexStatz]

It’s 2022, brush out your damn curls ladies

[Alex Statz @AlexStatz]

@ErinnleeB Love that❤️

[Alex Statz @AlexStatz]

@ErinnleeB It’s my birthday?

[Alex Statz @AlexStatz]

I just think the worst part about having to wear glasses is when you take them off, and literally can’t see anything.

[Alex Statz @AlexStatz]

So many relationships just poppin out of the woodwork this Valentine’s Day

[Alex Statz @AlexStatz]

Kwik trip at 6am is strictly working man’s kwik trip.