Alex Strach

i like it over here...i like it over there...i don't even mind it in the derriere

[Alex Strach @AlexStrach]

RT @PimpBillClinton I won't do anything for Klondike bar but I'd give Precious a tongue bath for a couple of fried pork chops.

[Alex Strach @AlexStrach]

RT @BarbieStyle I prefer the driving range but Barbie loves mini golf, and I’d do anything for my best doll. - Ken http://4sq.com/rskUNZ

[Alex Strach @AlexStrach]

@Jessicardaniels she didn't forget, she was just busy parking it

[Alex Strach @AlexStrach]

@bharperstudio last time I had ceramics the professor said time to fire up the kiln and I broke wind. Oopsies.

[Alex Strach @AlexStrach]

http://twitgoo.com/2cd5kh is off to school in a fresh pair of booty shorts

[Alex Strach @AlexStrach]

@bharperstudio I wish I had taken ceramics. I get so focused I keep drooling on my drawings

[Alex Strach @AlexStrach]

Set up a 2 dollar kissing booth to raise money for school books. Sixteen happy customers later I can at least buy a pack of pens?

[Alex Strach @AlexStrach]

RT @KimKardashian Remember, people only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun & tired of their shade

[Alex Strach @AlexStrach]

@shelbylain can I please paint your toenails before we eat?

[Alex Strach @AlexStrach]

@DeannaDewill I dance in the rain all of the time. My landlord cuts 50 dollars off rent if I wear a white shirt. I don't get it

[Alex Strach @AlexStrach]

http://twitgoo.com/28428n had so many jello shots I can't get my necklace off. Kind of digging this asfixiation stuff. Kinky.

[Alex Strach @AlexStrach]

RT @PimpBillClinton Just updated Hillary's wikipedia page. Good luck explaining how you got full blown donkey AIDS, sweetie. LMAO!

[someecards @someecards]

If bread had a cell phone during Passover, I'd sext it. http://t.co/MjgPSRK

[Barbie @Barbie]

Thinking about buying a floppy hat for the spring. What’s better than fashion that’s flirty and functional?

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

You know that I can take it to the next level baby! -Britney Spears

[Alex Strach @AlexStrach]

seems to have misplaced her easter eggs, sense of better judgement, and underwear from friday night.

[Alex Strach @AlexStrach]

@joy_wilson_79 why didn't you tell me that guy in class was 45? Makes me feel like my bathroom time with him was paternal

[Alex Strach @AlexStrach]

@shelbylain @DeannaDewill i ate all of the glue for my project. can i borrow some of yours?

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

After you teach your kids about the birds and the bees you need to teach them about the crabs and the fleas. #VD #imapoet

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

#neverforget it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.