Alex ¡

hackin' and wackin' and smackin'

[Alex ¡ @AlexTheIvlev]

Equiped with only your bare hands, how many 4th graders could you incapacitate before they took you down? Assume you're in an open field and they're all coming at you at once.

[Alex ¡ @AlexTheIvlev]

The next Avengers movie: The Search for the Dragonballs

[Alex ¡ @AlexTheIvlev]

@onicram2000 1

[alex medina @mrmedina]

Walmart yodel kid get at me

[Alex ¡ @AlexTheIvlev]

One day when you have kids and they go to school, you're gonna have a bunch of little kids calling you gay all the time and you won't even know about it.

[Fallout @Fallout]

RT for a chance to win this #Fallout Loot Crate featuring:

☢️ Tunnel Snakes hoodie (size L)
☢️ Fawkes figure
☢️ Power Armor Build-a-figure
☢️ Vault-Tec Mug
☢️ Mouse Mat
☢️ Lone Wanderer pin!

[Freedom Wrestling @_fhswrestling]

AND SEAN CRUMBLISS IS YOUR 5A 132lbs STATE CHAMPION‼️‼️‼️way to top off an unbelievable career💪🏻🤼‍♂️🥇

[Freedom Wrestling @_fhswrestling]

And here are your 5A region champions! Freedom as a team finishes as region runner-ups, with 7 wrestlers going to states!🏆🤼‍♂️great job boys

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

I’m a member of PETA ! People eating tasty animals...... https://t.co/t9xCuVWDtq

[Alex ¡ @AlexTheIvlev]

@roach_nigga Why is Cardi B only 9th

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Apparently, some customs agencies are saying they won’t allow shipment of anything called a “Flamethrower”. To solve this, we are renaming it “Not a Flamethrower”.

[Alex ¡ @AlexTheIvlev]

@YABOYDMASON How dare they 😤 AP physics will always be the superior AP

[Alex ¡ @AlexTheIvlev]

I've achieved a new level of headass

[Alex ¡ @AlexTheIvlev]

*leg cramps*
Me: I need some electrolytes Me: *eats a spoonful of salt*

5 minutes later...

*vomits*

[Alex ¡ @AlexTheIvlev]

@uhmeeur Send me them titties by pigeon

[Alex ¡ @AlexTheIvlev]

@uhmeeur Nah fuck it we usin telegrams now! Message me in morse code

[Alex ¡ @AlexTheIvlev]

@uhmeeur #bringbacknokia

[Alex ¡ @AlexTheIvlev]

@uhmeeur We takin all of apples money! Shit I'm about to claim warranty on my ipod nano

[Alex ¡ @AlexTheIvlev]

@uhmeeur Scoundrel gang 2k17-18 😤