Mothå

Klondike Bar Stan and certified women lover

[Mothå @ALEXTHINKSABIT]

@FuckfaceBunny @mikewas44760742 no me too because i’m so soda

[Mothå @ALEXTHINKSABIT]

so my parents have discovered the idea of venting to me about life's problems😍

[Mothå @ALEXTHINKSABIT]

hi guys im back

[big headass bong yoda @gummysalamander]

you’re telling me a chick peed in this salad

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on it’s like oh ok I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace

[Dem Saints @LDS_Dems]

In case you are wondering what the world is thinking of us

[Janie Danger 🥂 @Wifesucker]

This fat fuck ate every single pepper in my garden

[futch ariana grande @fruitianas]

i’m tired of the vegetable hate yall need to grow up and enjoy the crisp taste of something crunchy

[glass / comms closed @seaglassinc]

should i draw a tomato using colors i pick from his face

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

Younger and more beautiful than America

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

Happy 4th of July

[🐈 @yaakults]

how it feels to be useless in a fandom cuz u dont write or draw or bring anything to the table, u just eat and u are full of greed

[alfie @alfienxo]

the first person to ever throw up was probably like ok what the fuck

[thanatos @PEZOLCFTD]

ATE A SLEEVE OF SALTINE CRACKERS. THEN SMOKED A CIGARETTE. NO WATER. I’M TRAINING. NOT SURE WHAT FOR YET.

[Mothå @ALEXTHINKSABIT]

@mikewas44760742 @notadiaphobic grad school…

[optimusprime @earth_to_annaa]

yes of course i count you as a very good friend. we have been to the aquarium together

[mau @rllydu]

wait… if you’re circling back and i’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation??

[like dylan in da movies @airb4g_]

my period ragebaits me everytime n i fall for it everysingle time

[the gamette @CDIGODDESS]

being a woman (the gender) is awesome

being a woman (the political class) is less so

[bella @johnnyslawrence]

i will NOT be celebrating 4th of july. i will instead be celebrating sinners (2025) streaming on max tomorrow.