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[alex @AlexTierney]

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[alex @AlexTierney]

@vapem0m here for the results of your colposcopy, then im gone again

[alex @AlexTierney]

had a baby in my dreams last night and the ONLY plus side i saw to it was that i would finally get the food stamps i keep getting denied for in the real world, was devastated otherwise

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@paigedaniels27 SO GOOD

[alex @AlexTierney]

@shannybearrr HAHA okay valid that you hate it then. I wouldn’t enjoy that at all

[alex @AlexTierney]

@shannybearrr I bring an empty checked bag with two outfits in it when I fly to SD just so I can go to Costco and bring 46 pounds of Capri sun, pub mix, dried mango and Annie’s Mac n cheese home w me…

[alex @AlexTierney]

@shannybearrr She’s got that emoji combo on lock!

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@shannybearrr Tell them I say hi 🙂

[alex @AlexTierney]

@shannybearrr Colin Forsecs

[alex @AlexTierney]

today a stranger in my living room asked me if I only go to jewish banks and then asked if the chabad TEMPLE next door was the bank that I go to...

[alex @AlexTierney]

@nivkovv must be watching brokeback mountain

[m a r i s s a @trashcaat]

Today I learned that I had never in my life seen a photograph of Jason Mraz

[alex @AlexTierney]

@shannybearrr the blistex legend lives forever

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poop so hard your tampon comes out

[alex @AlexTierney]

@iiancooperr This man walked into the dairy cooler and started looking for his wife’s keys

[alex @AlexTierney]

Yesterday we got matching books and read them to eachother on a blanket by the creek in Sedona, and had a picnic in the park and he called me sweetie :)) and I met his brother and we got me a helmet so I can ride his motorcycle and I've decided I'm going to make him my boyfriend

[alex @AlexTierney]

@dylanwalls_ @paigedaniels27 If anyone from high school sees this who personally knows Birdman please call me immediately

[alex @AlexTierney]

@paigedaniels27 I’m interested in getting in on this investigation.

[alex @AlexTierney]

Do you get it 😰

[alex @AlexTierney]

My ventriloquism act has been so much better since Covid started.