Alexander Trovini

Free-speech absolutist. Cinephile.

[Alexander Trovini @AlexTrovini]

@ConceptualJames “When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.” - CS Lewis

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

"Watch my shit movie or you'll have to watch shit movies made by other people."

I feel like there's a third option, Zack...

[Chris Gore @ThatChrisGore]

Warren demonstrates that Hollywood's math does not add up. The industry is imploding.

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

Forgive them, Mara Jade.
For they know not what they do.

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

The time between Super Mario World and Super Mario Galaxy is the same as the time between Super Mario Galaxy and today.

[E;R @EsemicolonR]

[After 80% of the show about defeating the Fire Lord]:
"Bc I already failed the world once ... I won't let myself fail again."
"The Avatar is back!"
"The eclipse is over. But I can face the Fire Lord anyway ... everyone's counting on me."

[Several eps later]:
"I HAVE TO WOT???"

[E;R @EsemicolonR]

My pain is constant and sharp

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Just realized Avatar dragons are a mix of Eastern and Western dragons.

Eastern bodies but with Western wings

[Jay Bauman @JayBauman1]

"Creative Reset"

They're literally running out of words to describe making the same thing over and over again.

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

Sweet Baby Inc. Detected hasn't harassed anyone. Literally all they've done is they listed a bunch of games Sweet Baby Inc. was involved in, which is information that's publicly available on Sweet Baby Inc.'s own website.

Sweet Baby Inc. are the ones doing the harassing. They tried to get the creator of the Steam curator's personal Steam account banned, and tried to dox an entire Discord server.

By defending them, game journalists will only succeed in solidifying their already abysmal reputation as liars who go to bat for bullies.

[The Act Man @TheActMan_YT]

This clip aged like a fine wine

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

Man, I love Community Notes.

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

Tolkien hated Dune, but was too polite to explain why. When you compare the sensibilities of Tolkien's writings to those of Herbert's, it makes sense why it wouldn't appeal to him.

The Lord of the Rings has clearly defined good guys and bad guys and is a story of good triumphing over evil. Dune is about a group of not-so-good people getting revenge on even worse people.

The Lord of the Rings has themes lifted from Judeo-Christian theology, and heroes rising up to fulfill their destinies. Dune is very much an anti-religious story about the weaponization of faith and man-made prophets claiming destiny as justification for their grasps at power.

The Lord of the Rings is about small people from humble backgrounds facing dangers to protect what they love. Dune is about aristocrats killing aristocrats and using the little people as cannon fodder.

The Lord of the Rings is optimistic and ends with the true king being restored to the throne and ushering in a golden age. Dune is pessimistic and ends with a tyrant being replaced by another tyrant.

[FLEEKAZOID @FLEEKAZOID]

DEMOCRATIC ANNOUNCEMENT! IN A SHOCKING UPSET THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF PIMPS HAVE ELECTED THE WARRIORS AS THE NEXT GAME TO BE REVIEWED! IT'S TIME FOR BOOGER SUGAR FUELED BEAT DOWNS AND BIG BUDGETS! CAN YOU DIG IT? I SAID: CAN YOOUUUUU DIIIIIG IIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT?

[FLEEKAZOID @FLEEKAZOID]

PIMPS! I AM LATE, BUT TO MAKE UP FOR IT HERE IS A 16 MINUTE EPIC ALL ABOUT SPACE NAM! I HAD A FANTASTIC TIME PLAYING AND RANTING ABOUT #HELLDIVERS2, go watch it! watch here: https://t.co/PovRNcI9Uj

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

My thoughts on the Deadpool 3 trailer.

https://t.co/H5rizED2Uo

[FLEEKAZOID @FLEEKAZOID]

YOU ALL KNEW IT WAS COMING, IT TWAS INEVITABLE! The next video is a ROAST of the new #SuicideSquadGame! 10 hours of Harley Quinn Quipping has given me tinnitus. Nonetheless, I've already endured the "full" game so you'll have the review sometime SOON™

[FLEEKAZOID @FLEEKAZOID]

PIMPS, THE ROAST OF THE WORST DC GAME SINCE THE LAST DC GAME AND THE LAST DC MOVIE AND THE ONE BEFORE THAT is up! The #SuicideSquadGame review is here, go watch it: https://t.co/rBj8j60c0v

[FLEEKAZOID @FLEEKAZOID]

ANNOUNCEMENT! The next video will be making fun of another game that took 10 years to be way worse than its predecessor, #SkullAndBones! The best part of this video was playing Black Flag again. Video coming soon™. Also, Xeno Stomping Napalm stream Saturday at 7PM EST!