Lexi Turvey

[Lexi Turvey @AlexTurvey4]

@MrJamesMay A pack of three trombone spit valve corks

[James May @MrJamesMay]

A Woman has just thrown away yesterday’s left-over gravy. I was about to have it with some equally left-over roasties.

I don’t think there’s any coming back from this.

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

I’m going across the pond 😍 tickets go on sale this Friday @ 10AM local time 🥳

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Things my grandmas said:

If you go out with wet hair you get pneumonia.

If you have a bath on a full stomach your bowels explode.

If you don’t take your coat off indoors you won’t ‘feel the benefit’ when you go out again.

More than two eggs a day results in death.

Others?

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Fucking cunting wanking fucking shitting rain.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Come to the pub. You can:

Have a drink.
Stuff your face.
Meet interesting people.
Talk to a dog.
Have a smoke (outside).

[Adam Cohen @AdamECohen]

Yes, while both JK Rowling and Parasect have become lifeless husks piloted by hate and black mold, Parasect could have easily written Harry Potter, but JK could never 252 ATK Adamant Life Orb Swords Dance +6 crit X-Scissor.

[Serebii.net @SerebiiNet]

Serebii Update: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Red Rescue Team will be available on the Nintendo Switch Online software from August 9th 2024

https://t.co/NWlAdn57aQ

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

transphobia is a legitimate brain disease that eventually causes people to suspect EVERYONE of being trans. we are watching that happen in real time on a website run by a transphobic dead beat dad freak. this harms trans women AND ciswomen. yall are WEIRD AS FUCK

[あお @yuuji7604]

あおのイラストは良いぞ〜

[Pokemon TCG Restocks & News @PokemonRestocks]

Duskull, Dusclops and Dusknoir Illustration Rares Officially Revealed in English from Shrouded Fable! 🔥 #PokemonTCG

[Lexi Turvey @AlexTurvey4]

@Elle_Loves_Hugs @_ferred This!!

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Just voted for the independent candidate in Islington North.

I heard he’s alright.

[Trillobyte @trillobyteart]

parasect

[Jake @jakeperry97]

My Manifesto:

-meal deals max £3
-pints max £3.50
-malboro gold max £5
-mcr-ldn train max £20
-all footy tickets max £30
-destroy landlords
-build a shit load of council gaffs
-nationalise everything
-mp’s paid average wage
-gary neville thrown off the top of deansgate tower

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

good morning