one time this girl stopped me on my way to chem 1 and said “I’m gonna sit with u cause u seem to know what you are doing”.. a year & a half later we are still trying to figure out what we are doing but we got each other 🤞🏾🤍 @bbtaylorr0815
@urfavmeg Lmao you right! they give me a health screening at work everyday asking if I have a sore throat or a headache. Y’all want me to lie or Are y’all gonna send me home for having sinuses? Tf 😂
do people understand that you can have a sore throat or a cough or a headache without having corona? I’m curious.... Is it not normal for people to get sick when the weather changes or is that just not possible in 2020? just wondering...
college professors: “we don’t want to see you fail.”
also college professors: “complete this assignment with very little instruction but don’t email me with questions because I will just tell you to read the assignment details that clearly have no details”
From now on, when someone asks where I’m from, I’m gonna tell them a small town that believes in Trump parades on the lake and tractor parades outside the high school.
Today, I watched an elder lady in an Enterprise rental car rear end someone. The best part... it happened in Enterprise parking lot and she just drove off like she didn’t just wreck the rental car. So iconic.