Alex Van ¡Ay Güey!

Shouting stoic. Stiff yogi. 🇺🇸/🇲🇽

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@johncocozza So I can paddle straight into the MB Yacht Club bar now?

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@thesamparr The Hampton by Old Town? That place is a dive.

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@MauLer93 @TeamYouTube I off-lined it in YouTube Premium as soon as it wrapped on your main, and I still have it.

[King of Phinland🐬👑 @KingOfPhinland]

They’re gonna have to flex this game to the Hallmark Channel

[Fareed Zakaria @FareedZakaria]

California's failure to build high-speed rail is maybe the most egregious example of America's inability to deliver modern infrastructure.

Perhaps it could learn from another Western country with one of the world's largest and cheapest high-speed train networks: Spain.

I explained:

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@Sandiegohumor In the era of self-driving, robbing drivers is just going to require one person to stand in front of the car while another taps the window with a pistol to tell the occupants to hand over their possessions.

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@Shawnimack A California Burrito where the fries inside are still crispy.

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@elsathora You haven't truly seen it unless you're in a wake boat hitting a beer bong.

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@SanDiegoCounty JESUS! We don't need to spend money to figure out the health concerns. Focus on stopping!

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@jeffreytee @Hotshot_Movie *get hotter inland

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I keep my car parked off La Jolla Blvd, and the thermometer read 115 when I got in that same day. Also, if you had been driving for a bit when you took that, yes, it does get inland. The temp is nothing novel, but I will 100% concede the late summer humidity we've experienced the last few years is new.

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@daveleedwnundr @Hotchkiz Yeah, South Park has sure been MAGA since Paramount, under Ellison, paid Matt & Trey a billion dollars.

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@jeffcharlesjr @jewishgungirl Me too is Sleeping Beauty. She didn’t consent.

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@liberscravola This morning I was driving that stretch of 101 between Solana and Cardiff, where there's a wide bike path separated from the highway. Guess which side of that divider a large pack of cyclists chose to ride?

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@JackPosobiec Mexicans from the Southwest have more American heritage than Poles.

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LA Confidential is in my all-time top 5. But not on my desert island top 5. Important distinction.

[Robert A. George @RobGeorge]

Pecan is disgusting.

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@RMBee Ha! For a second, I thought that was Mick Jagger, and you were claiming Freejack as one of your GOATS.

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@shaunvlog_ Seaport Village!

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@LasVegasLocally This venue was designed for people who absolutely would, and it's very popular. Why did you tweet this?