2016 me: “how are the chiefs?”
2026 me: “gone to 5 of the last 7 super bowls and won 3.”
2016 me: “holy shit. chiefs fans must finally be in heaven.”
2026 me: “they all want to die. they genuinely believe it’s the most incompetently run organization in sports history.”
“It shall be called the Super Bowl and will be a huge national event played deep into the night on Sunday when everyone must go into work on Monday.”
“Why not play it on Saturday?”
“Nobody knows.”
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Instead of playing against the Steelers, I want Patrick Mahomes and Xavier Worthy to go on a road trip in order to regain their trust in each other and to discover the true meaning of Christmas.